auntblabby wrote:
i have left the room to spare acquaintances my gassiness, and when they ask why i left the room so often, i told them it was to spare their sensibilities. they asked me, "well, why do you have to be so gassy? can't you just change your diet?"
badRobot wrote:
On one hand I get that it means you are comfortable around another person, but on the other hand, I don't want to end up being farting, burping, ball scratching, nose picking, dirty, stinky piece of s**t who just doesn't care anymore. In my personal rule book it's fine to occasionally let it happen naturally or as a joke, but it is "wait until they have left the room" whenever I can.
Farting can sometimes be caused by meds or medical disorders. I had a couple year phase where I farted a lot & had constipation problems because I was taking the med Pepcid/Famotidine for GERD(Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease). I tried changing my diet some & was taking a stool-softener every couple days & still had problems. Pepcid was not helping my GERD enough & the med was eventually changed to Prilosec/Omeprazole & my problems with constipation & being gassy stopped after a while. I never thought it was the Pepcid because I was on it a while before I started noticing problems & my docs never thought there was a connection either. I looked it up after realizing a possible connection & there can sometimes be one.
Trying to hold my farts in caused something of a rebound effect where the urge would get more frequent & when I would fart I would need to fart again every few minutes or so. If I didn't hold it in at all, I might only fart only a couple times in the span of an hour. But if I held in a fart for 5 minutes, I would fart a couple times after I started letting it go. If I held it in for 20 minutes, I would fart probably around 10 times every couple or few minutes apart.
Luckily my farts seldom smell. I never left the room to fart when me & my girlfriend were home in the some room cuz it's just too inconvenient, especially when I'm in the middle of helping her with a chore/task or we're sitting down together cuddling, or I'm at the counter eating. Plus she has a brother who finds it funny to go next to someone if a family member is around when he has to fart & his usually smelled so her bar isn't that high cuz mine usually don't smell. I find farts very funny sometimes but I never fart as a joke & can not do that on command. I can only fart when I have an urge. Cass has problems herself with stomach acid & she belches a bit but they don't sound like burps, it sounds like a loud sudden screech or squawk. I laugh & also find it cute. Her docs are very lost as to the cause of her stomach acid & what to do about it. They're just grasping at straws or just dismiss it.
I pick my nose a lot sometimes because I have bad sinus & allergy problems & like with farting leaving the room can be very inconvenient so I don't bother if just my girlfriend is around. I'm on a couple allergy meds but they just do NOT help enough. What I hate most about apartment living is that some neighbors just have to smoke & some smokers & the landlords do not care about it being against the rules or others having health problems from being forced to breath in their smoke. I actually would prefer to live in a cr@ppy rundown mobile home or tiny home that is a ways away from the sidewalk, parking lots, & neighbors so my health would not be negatively affected by others smoking but that isn't really feasible so I have to endure. Sorry about the rant. I'm OK with people choosing to smoke & I try to be respectful of their right to smoke if I do not have to smell it in my own place or smell it when I go into the hall or outside.