Farting in front of your partner...

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It's reasons like this why I avoid farting in front of people. Most people (even mature people) seem to get some sort of humour out of farts and turn one fart into a bigger deal than need be. I just know I'd die of embarrassment if I ever farted in front of anyone. I wish people reacted the same way to farts as they do with sneezes (and I'm not talking about covid-panicking, I'm talking about pre-covid, when people just said "bless you" and there was no jokes or humiliation following it).

WHEN THE BODY PARTS WHEN ON STRIKE

When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

Finally, the @$$hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the @$$hole being the Boss. So, the @$$hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the @$$hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the $h!+!

Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any @$$hole will do.

Well I just think farts are funny...so If I heard one I would not try to like meanly embarrass the person..but farts are such a natural thing I just don't see the big deal, Idk it is just a fart and they they can sound funny.

each to their own

Oh come on cyberdad, you're not telling us that you've never been amused by farting in bed.

When I was a child I was at Gran's house along with other family. We were letting off fireworks and I farted. My Uncle turns to me "What was that?" "Fireworks." I responded.

Farting at my house is normal and is usually joked about. Only dog V4 gets embarrassed and leaves the room.

Is it something you have both talked about? It's a perfectly natural thing, of course, but I can understand that there is a societal taboo (especially when it comes to being a woman and farting). Holding gas is painful and not particularly healthy. It would be ridiculous if your partner expected you to do something humanly impossible.

It is pretty hilarious, but my partner and I didn't fart in front of each other for probably 2 years. I think one of us accidentally farted at some point after that, we both laughed, and "the rest is history".

I find farts and poo and bums very funny. When I'm with my daughter we fart and joke about it.

But I don't fart in front of my partner and she doesn't in front of me. Certainly not in bed. There's something to be said for preserving the mystery, I think.

I thought you only had a cat on which farts cannot be blamed anyway.

I think everyone reaches a stage where they stop caring. Once such a stage is reached a dog is no longer needed and can be sold.

But in bed is the perfect time, the blankets hold the scent in and you don't have to smell it

^^^that reminds me of my late parents, at night i'd hear a visceral rumble, and then dad sleepily mumbling, "gad damnit mmph grumble grumble etc..." while my mom was furiously flapping the sheets and coughing and exclaiming "ksSIGH! ksSIGH!" ("it stinks! it stinks!" in japanese).

Not in bed but a student back in highschool tried fart while another student held a cigarette lighter under his as*hole. It produced a brilliant blue flame like a bunsen burner and in the process singed the guy's pants

a nekked lady who put her posterior onto the ground plate of a molecular enhancer* burned herself hairless.

*a high-voltage piece of medical equipment

Oh yes you do. They act like a vent directing the stench right into your face. I've lost count of the number of friendly fire incidents I've suffered!