What if you were forced to sleep on a bed of nails?

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19 Oct 2021, 10:43 pm

This is literally what happened to me... and then they are offended when I insult them, I swear. So, apparently, being pricked by possibly rusted nails every so often when I temporarily forget they're that is totally fine... but words?! Noooo! (And this is why I'll never stop insulting them, to say the least...)



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20 Oct 2021, 4:34 am

Are you OK?



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20 Oct 2021, 4:58 am

I don't think I'd get much sleep - that is not what beds of nails are for.



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20 Oct 2021, 5:00 am

Op says literally but I took it as metaphorically.

Idk



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20 Oct 2021, 5:22 am

My hope is that the OP will discover that their imaginings have been worse than reality.



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20 Oct 2021, 5:24 am

Once I volunteered to lie on it.
And it's more of a demonstration of physics than a punishment or a threat.

Sure, I may lie a bit longer willfully.
But I doubt I'd actually able to sleep on it without hurting.



As for actual home beds with protruding nails..
I'd either grab a hammer or some pliers to rid of it.
Or rid of the bed altogether and sleep on the floor with the mattress or sheet if I had to.


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21 Oct 2021, 5:16 am

I'm thinking would make a good back scratcher.