How would things be if all humans grew a tail

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Sonic200
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21 Nov 2021, 2:01 pm

How would things be if all humans grew a tail overnight?

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21 Nov 2021, 2:05 pm

It would make athletes and gymnastics more interesting.

I'd like a tail.

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21 Nov 2021, 2:12 pm

All trousers would need adapting. There'd be fortunes to be made

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21 Nov 2021, 2:22 pm

I'm already planning my tail extension. I want the longest one in the world.

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21 Nov 2021, 3:12 pm

This could get dangerous especially if pulling the tail works better than pulling a finger.....

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21 Nov 2021, 11:33 pm

I want a long, pink tail like a rat.

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21 Nov 2021, 11:36 pm

I'd constantly be in the hospital with tail injuries - stuck in closed subway doors, car doors closing on my tail, tail stuck in the elevator...I'd probably lose my life due to having a tail. I'd need a stub of a tail to survive.

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21 Nov 2021, 11:38 pm

babybird wrote:

I'm already planning my tail extension. I want the longest one in the world.

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22 Nov 2021, 3:01 am

painful... growing pains from rapid growth

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22 Nov 2021, 3:57 am

maycontainthunder wrote:

This could get dangerous especially if pulling the tail works better than pulling a finger.....

Trust you to bring the tone down.

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