“If organized crime were to create a country, it would look

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a lot like Canada.”

https://biv.com/article/2021/12/why-are ... laundering

Wooo!! ! Home country & province pride!

Well I assume keeping your money on an obscure island nation will look awfully fishy.

I guess so. Must look a whole lot more innocent if you shovel it into Canada AND Canada is willing to muddy the waters & obscure everything from view on your behalf.

Vancouver used to be the mining industry epicentre of Canada, now it’s mostly just a money laundering town with a side of drugs & gangsters. And some people still work for mining companies I guess.

I thought it would look a lot like the Trump White House.

You mean the Winter White House?

But that’s just one golf club. Our entire country’s laws have been custom written to accommodate dirty money from all over the world!

Trump only wishes he could pull off a con this big.

Don't give him ideas!

Las Vegas was created mostly by organized crime.

"..it would look as if Florida and California had a baby."

So...if I use an ATM in Canada I dont have to worry about Covid getting on my hands?

Because in Canada you can rely on the fact that the money has been thoroughly laundered?

Sounds great to me!

Only one answer, Sicilia.

It would be 1000 times safer than America can ever hope to be today. Anyone hurting a "civilian" (person not in the Mob) or looting his/her store would be "taken care of" in ways that would make your garden-variety American gangster **** [defecate] his pants.

For comparison, Las Vegas used to be a lot more fun and a lot safer when the Mob ran it. (Provided that you didn't cheat in the casinos.) Unlike today, when the wokesters took over everything and ruined it.

There's a pizza/sandwich/pasta counter service place near my apartment that I have hunch is run by the Mob. It's open 11:00 AM to 2:00 AM daily, it's seldom busy, and yet their food is great and their service is excellent. When I come in, I'm greeted minutes after I walk in. And other people inside, even "teenagers", act chill and civil. So I have a lot more faith in the Mob than I have in any politicians, especially the crime-sponsoring Democrats.

So if the Mob is what it takes to make America great again, then I say let's work with them instead of fighting them.

Nigeria: Hold my beer