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04 Mar 2022, 2:28 pm

Misslizard wrote:
The meat won’t be kosher or halal.

I think they'd have trouble labeling it even if it was, lol.


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04 Mar 2022, 3:50 pm

They can grind it up, cook ,slap on a bun and have 100% manwiches.


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04 Mar 2022, 5:31 pm

The most interesting thing is the answer she gave the cops when they asked her "what happened here?".

She said "good question".


HEY... weve all been there.

Awoken with a hangover. Aching head. No memory of the previous night. A new tattoo on your arm that you dont remember getting inked...or ...in her case...your significant other's severed head in a bucket.



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04 Mar 2022, 5:36 pm

If it was Mike Tyson you'd be missing an ear :lol:



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04 Mar 2022, 5:41 pm

cyberdad wrote:
If it was Mike Tyson you'd be missing an ear :lol:


Only if you're dumb enough to headbutt him during a match. 8)


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04 Mar 2022, 5:42 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
cyberdad wrote:
If it was Mike Tyson you'd be missing an ear :lol:


Only if you're dumb enough to headbutt him during a match. 8)


well accidents do happen when one is inebriated