Vaccinated 90 times to sell fake cards

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05 Apr 2022, 10:38 pm

Man in Germany gets 90 Covid-19 shots to sell forged vaccination cards

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A 60-year-old man allegedly had himself vaccinated against Covid-19 dozens of times in Germany in order to sell forged vaccination cards with real vaccine batch numbers to people not wanting to get vaccinated themselves.

The man from the eastern Germany city of Magdeburg, whose name was not released in line with German privacy rules, is said to have received up to 90 shots against Covid-19 at vaccination centers in the eastern state of Saxony for months until criminal police caught him earlier this month, the German news agency dpa reported Sunday.

The suspect was not detained but is under investigation for unauthorized issuance of vaccination cards and document forgery, dpa reported.

He was caught at a vaccination center in Eilenburg in Saxony when he showed up for a Covid-19 shot for the second day in a row. Police confiscated several blank vaccination cards from him and initiated criminal proceedings.

It was not immediately clear what kind of impact the approximately 90 shots of Covid-19 vaccines, which were from different brands, had on the man’s personal health.

German police have conducted many raids in connection with forgery of vaccination passports in recent months. Many Covid-19 deniers refuse to get vaccinated in Germany, but at the same want to have the coveted Covid-19 passports that make access to public life and many venues such as restaurants, theaters, swimming pools or work places much easier.

Germany has seen high infection numbers for weeks, yet many measures to reign in the pandemic ended on Friday.

I am really curious about any effects it had on him.

Maybe it made him really autistic and this was a repetitive behavior :P


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06 Apr 2022, 7:00 am

It made him into...a Florida Man!

Even though he still lived in Germany. :lol:



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06 Apr 2022, 11:56 am

He now has autism level 4.



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06 Apr 2022, 12:11 pm

Have all the 5G services shut down within a 10-kilometre radius of his position?

Does he sweat liquid mercury?

Has he proven the Grand Unification Theory?

Has he grown scales and a forked tongue?

Is he enveloped in an indigo aura?

Does he levitate, teleport, and/or speak with the dead?



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06 Apr 2022, 12:22 pm

He must be very resistant to the side effects because I wouldn't be able to get anywhere near that many without feeling like I'm going to die and after just two vaccines and a booster I really really don't want any more. :(



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06 Apr 2022, 1:23 pm

Fnord wrote:
Have all the 5G services shut down within a 10-kilometre radius of his position?

Does he sweat liquid mercury?

Has he proven the Grand Unification Theory?

Has he grown scales and a forked tongue?

Is he enveloped in an indigo aura?

Does he levitate, teleport, and/or speak with the dead?


No.

But he is a human pin cushion.

AND...

He has....the Mark of the Devill.....on him....90 times!

666666666666666666666.......



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06 Apr 2022, 1:49 pm

Sounds like he could be ready to join the X-Men as "the punctured man" and might have the ability to grow spikes at will.


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06 Apr 2022, 2:40 pm

If there is no side effects on this guy after all those jabs at all...then the vaccine is suspiciously mild.


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06 Apr 2022, 3:32 pm

Soon he will transform into a Godzilla.