Drive, drive, drive your car, gently down the street

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Sonic200
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07 Apr 2022, 8:00 am

Drive, drive, drive your car
Gently down the street
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is such a treat



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07 Apr 2022, 11:10 am

Good one! :)

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you have a cup of coffee
Don't forget the cream


I can think of loads of alterations to nursery rhymes. :wink:


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07 Apr 2022, 9:48 pm

Joe90 wrote:
Good one! :)

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you have a cup of coffee
Don't forget the cream


I can think of loads of alterations to nursery rhymes. :wink:


I love this! When I was a kid there was a version of "Row Row Row Your Boat that ended with, "Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream")


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21 Apr 2022, 12:04 pm

Drive drive drive your car
Gently down the street
Push your teacher out the door
And run over her feet :twisted:



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21 Apr 2022, 4:37 pm

Mary, Mary, ugly and scary
How do you get all those men?
I ask them out and sleep about
Again and again and again


Let me know if you want more! :wink:


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21 Apr 2022, 6:51 pm


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22 Apr 2022, 7:16 pm

If I won the Lotto Max, I'd buy a Volkswagen. I'd have to get my license first, though.


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