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14 Apr 2022, 3:59 pm

I was browsing Youtube and I came across this.


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14 Apr 2022, 4:07 pm

The man in the video is either joking or is a victim of a joke -- probably both.



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14 Apr 2022, 4:12 pm

But it works. I didn't hear the velcro when he did that.


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14 Apr 2022, 4:16 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
But it works. I didn't hear the velcro when he did that.
True, but you did hear the sound of a man shouting as if in sudden pain -- a shout that would give away his position to the enemy.  What he demonstrated was like saying you could conceal the flare of a match lighting a cigarette by shining a flashlight at the enemy's face.

"Nope!  Nobody here!  Just some guys shouting and playing with flashlights!  Nothing to see!  Move along, move along!


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14 Apr 2022, 4:19 pm

In certain situations it will work because it confuses the enemy into thinking they have heard something else instead.


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14 Apr 2022, 4:21 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
In certain situations it will work because it confuses the enemy into thinking they have heard something else instead.
Like what?

Remember, I am a real military veteran, and you are not.



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14 Apr 2022, 4:21 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
In certain situations it will work because it confuses the enemy into thinking they have heard something else instead.


I think you'd be better off causing a loud noise near OPFOR because your shout and the velcro are in roughly the same location.

Near because the closer it is the louder it will be perceived.


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14 Apr 2022, 4:22 pm

Fnord wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
In certain situations it will work because it confuses the enemy into thinking they have heard something else instead.
Like what?

Remember, I am a real military veteran, and you are not.


You were trained as infantry?


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14 Apr 2022, 4:25 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
In certain situations it will work because it confuses the enemy into thinking they have heard something else instead.
Like what?  Remember, I am a real military veteran, and you are not.
You were trained as infantry?
Do you mean was I trained to patrol the perimeter of our on-shore cantonment in hostile territory while not drawing attention to myself?  If so, the answer is 'Yes'.

If you mean was I in the Army, I will have to ask you to not be insulting.
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14 Apr 2022, 4:31 pm

Fnord wrote:
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In certain situations it will work because it confuses the enemy into thinking they have heard something else instead.
Like what?

Remember, I am a real military veteran, and you are not.


Uhmmm. What makes you assume I am not? Ah. I am not old enough to be a veteran. Ok. Fair point. :D


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14 Apr 2022, 4:39 pm

Fnord wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
In certain situations it will work because it confuses the enemy into thinking they have heard something else instead.
Like what?  Remember, I am a real military veteran, and you are not.
You were trained as infantry?
Do you mean was I trained to patrol the perimeter of our on-shore cantonment in hostile territory while not drawing attention to myself?  If so, the answer is 'Yes'.

If you mean was I in the Army, I will have to ask you to not be insulting.
:wink:


That must have involved a lot of training related to infiltration, right?


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14 Apr 2022, 4:44 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Fnord wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Fnord wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
In certain situations it will work because it confuses the enemy into thinking they have heard something else instead.
Like what?  Remember, I am a real military veteran, and you are not.
You were trained as infantry?
Do you mean was I trained to patrol the perimeter of our on-shore cantonment in hostile territory while not drawing attention to myself?  If so, the answer is 'Yes'.

If you mean was I in the Army, I will have to ask you to not be insulting.
:wink:
That must have involved a lot of training related to infiltration, right?
Nope, just foot patrol.

"To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert, and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing." -- 2nd General Order of a Sentry.



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14 Apr 2022, 4:45 pm

Regarding the origional idea. There can be circumstances where it could work if the sound used is one which is expected in the circumstance.


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14 Apr 2022, 4:45 pm

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Regarding the origional idea. There can be circumstances where it could work if the sound used is one which is expected in the circumstance.
Like at an outdoor rave.



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14 Apr 2022, 4:52 pm

Fnord wrote:
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Regarding the origional idea. There can be circumstances where it could work if the sound used is one which is expected in the circumstance.
Like at an outdoor rave.


Maybe. Not sure as I have never been to one.


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14 Apr 2022, 4:54 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Regarding the origional idea. There can be circumstances where it could work if the sound used is one which is expected in the circumstance.


Possibly, but you'd still be better off not having the sound come from your own location.

It's not like faking a cough in hopes no one will hear your fart, the concern is drawing attention to your location. An expected sound might be more likely to go unnoticed, but ideally anything that draws attention away is preferable to anything that draws attention towards your location.


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