Quoted: "Do you even understand why people get together?"

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kraftiekortie
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22 May 2022, 8:30 pm

Nope….not nubby!



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22 May 2022, 8:33 pm

Pepe wrote:
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Yep. That is true.


That’s a lot!


"Thousands" of times of sex seems a bit rich, imo.
A thousand times is more realistic to me.

It is doable, but wouldn't a man's penis be worn down to a "nub" by then? :scratch:
Perhaps we should call KK "Nubby". :mrgreen:


Or perhaps it would increase its size due to…the obvious.

On another note, it’d be better to choose a nickname that’s different from your own. It’s just a bit creepy in my opinion.


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22 May 2022, 9:56 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
Pepe wrote:
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kraftiekortie wrote:
Yep. That is true.


That’s a lot!


"Thousands" of times of sex seems a bit rich, imo.
A thousand times is more realistic to me.

It is doable, but wouldn't a man's penis be worn down to a "nub" by then? :scratch:
Perhaps we should call KK "Nubby". :mrgreen:


Or perhaps it would increase its size due to…the obvious.

On another note, it’d be better to choose a nickname that’s different from your own. It’s just a bit creepy in my opinion.


Are you talking about my nickname?
Originally "Pepe" was a french guy, then a donkey, and then finally the beloved skunk.
I could always go back to Pepe the Donkey, if you like. 8)

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BTW, "Pepe Le Pew" never gets laid.
We have that in common, so I thought the handle was appropriate. :mrgreen:



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22 May 2022, 10:02 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
Nope….not nubby!


"Evidence".
Send a pic. 8)



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23 May 2022, 5:30 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
What I said (about the 30 women, thousands of times) is true. I had steady girlfriends in that time, with whom I would have sex almost every day, with the relationship lasting a number of years.

Of course, there were like 10-15 women with whom I had sex only once.

I do confess that I have not had sex in about a dozen years. I only have an “excuse” for about 10 months.
Dang! That's almost like my former friend who inspired this thread! He had 4 regular sex buddies, plus countless one-time hookups. I'm surprised his **** [penis] didn't grind down to a stump by the time he graduated college. (He did have a serious girlfriend at the time he asked me title question, but became a player later due to having been born a Chad.)

As for me, I was able to push my number up to about 50, albeit over the course of 15 years, not 4 years. But that was due to escorts, which doesn't make me a Chad. Then again, rubbing shoulders and other body parts with the best of America's escorts, at a warehouse party, in one of my city's roughest neighborhoods, is something no unpaid experience can replicate.

The party hosts chose the place to hide from the police: the neighborhood was the kind the police are afraid to go to. And the Uber driver taking me home that night kept cautiously looking at me in his rearview mirror; I tipped him a lot at the end, given the neighborhood he went to to pick me up.



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23 May 2022, 5:56 am

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Dang! That's almost like my former friend who inspired this thread! He had 4 regular sex buddies, plus countless one-time hookups. I'm surprised his **** [penis] didn't grind down to a stump by the time he graduated college.


Maybe instead of "Nubby", KK might like "Stubby". :mrgreen:

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As for me, I was able to push my number up to about 50, albeit over the course of 15 years, not 4 years.


As some may know, I find actual intercourse repulsive.
Not to say I don't enjoy being with a woman. ;)

"Thousands" off roots don't impress me.
I like your restraint of 50. :mrgreen:

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But that was due to escorts, which doesn't make me a Chad. Then again, rubbing shoulders and other body parts with the best of America's escorts, at a warehouse party, in one of my city's roughest neighborhoods, is something no unpaid experience can replicate.


I have been with many, many, many escorts.
Impressive, no? :mrgreen:
The alternative was to see a sex therapist.
I was actually working out serious sexual issues as a result of psychological abuse.

I couldn't even look at a puzzy in a magazine and would blank out. 8O
The people at work were trying to help me and at one stage a nude drawing class was going to be arranged but was cancelled for some reason.

I am not sure what was done to me, but boy, was it effective. :thumright:



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23 May 2022, 10:02 am

Pepe wrote:
I couldn't even look at a puzzy in a magazine and would blank out. 8O
The people at work were trying to help me
I'm suddently thinking of the movie, The 40 Year-old Virgin :lol: Friends trying to help like that usually are not very helpful


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23 May 2022, 6:51 pm

nick007 wrote:
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I couldn't even look at a puzzy in a magazine and would blank out. 8O
The people at work were trying to help me
I'm suddently thinking of the movie, The 40 Year-old Virgin :lol: Friends trying to help like that usually are not very helpful
They sure aren't! As I learned from PUA, the Red Pill's spiritual ancestor, "attraction is not a choice". That is, you CAN'T make two people, especially a woman and a beta male, magically attracted to each other, no matter how noble your goals are. She'll still thirst for Chad, and he'll still get rejected, and that's the way the world works. Or conversely, how would the beta male's ideal scenario go, anyway, hmm? "This is [Name], she's here to have sex with you." Ridiculous, right? Exactly!



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23 May 2022, 10:23 pm

nick007 wrote:
Pepe wrote:
I couldn't even look at a puzzy in a magazine and would blank out. 8O
The people at work were trying to help me
I'm suddently thinking of the movie, The 40 Year-old Virgin :lol: Friends trying to help like that usually are not very helpful


I didn't have a problem.
They discretely recommended I put a camera in my car to make gang-stalkers think twice about running me off the road.
That was one of the best things they did for me.
That and my decision to get a bodycam much later on.

Gang-stalkers hate being filmed.
BTW, Never hand in the original video to the police, only a copy. ;)