You may be ADHD if...

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If you are unable to concentrate enough in order to be able to play Leap Frog for a decent period of time.

You want to screenshot your alphabetical Leap Frog list to show people, but it’s so long it would require about ten photos.

Besides, you wouldn’t want anyone to steal your answers.

When you get a new phone, your Leap Frog list is the first thing you make sure was transferred.

Your partner calls you Hoppity because of Leap Frog, and he occasionally texts you ideas even though you don’t like his as much as your own.

He buys you a frog tea-light holder as a vacation souvenir.

You get accused of using class A's at a really young age but then when you do actually use them when you're older nobody would even guess.

You start brushing your teeth with a tube of facial exfoliant by mistake.

* See also: "You Might Need Glasses If .... "

...one day you're feeling sad with depression, then the next day you have forgotten your depression and are blissfully hyperactive.

You go to a gas station.
You decide to pay inside so you can buy some bottled water.
You remind yourself not to pay at the pump.
You remind yourself again not to pay at the pump.

You go inside to pay for the gas and to buy the bottled water.
The man says you already paid for the gas at the pump.

You tell him you didn't pay at the pump because you wanted to buy water.



Turns out .... you paid at the pump.

You could talk all day about anything and everything and never run out of things to say (if you're comfortable enough with a person of course)

Drat....then I'm not ADHD!

I'm rather limited when it comes to having conversations these days.....

Then again.....it's probably ADHD to veer away from the central topic in this manner

You go to do one thing but end up doing something else and then completely forget what you was gonna do in the first place.

End up with about a million unfinished projects

You lean your head back and squirt eye drops on your glasses.

You can never remember where you parked in big parking lots

You take longer than average showers because you don't realize how long you've been in there and have no visual representation of time

Your thoughts interrupt themselves

When you need to copy something to write it down and, in the process, forget what you need to write down and go back and look again to finish the rest of it

If you don't understand a task or series of steps or just don't want to do it, you just sit there procrastinating instead of doing it, even if its seriously important

(this one for writers especially) you start a project and then never, ever finish it. You always drop it or come back to it before completing it

It’s 4 am and you accidentally take an ADHD stimulant instead of your sleeping pill.

^Whoops!

Also, Joe, my birth year ends with a 7.

You know you're ADHD if every time you go to the cinema, you spend most of the movie squirming, changing position and looking at the time. Even if you like the movie.

If you've lost your glasses and have to put your contacts in to find them.

You may have ADHD if . . . Donuts!

You've lost your glasses and try to phone them.

You've lost your glasses and they're on your head.

You've lost your glasses and your keys and your bank card and your phone and your charger and your purse nearly every day of your life.

You've caught yourself procrastinating on procrastinating.