Don't feed the trolls.

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They might not like the food you're giving them to eat. They are known to waste alot of food.

Apparently this is the "food" you're not supposed to feed them:

Saying anything positive or neutral about autism.

Liking anime

Liking Disney animation

Being a gamer

Not liking to sit for hours on end watching TV or movies but liking to play video games for longer than an hour

Being single

Owning less than 10 pieces of formal clothing.

Owning more than 10 pairs of jeans and T shirts

Preferring to do things alone than with other people.

Staying up late/sleeping in late

Being over 25

Being female

Watching, drawing or basically thinking about cartoons of anthropomorphic animals

Wearing a raincoat and carrying an umbrella when it rains

Liking anything that was popular before the 1990s

Walking to a place that's a short distance from your home instead of driving

Being overweight

Not having a romantic interest

Being asexual

Collecting Funko Pops

Collecting troll dolls (irony)

Not liking phones

Liking any music that is literally *not* from this century

Basically anything that harmlessly makes you somewhat enjoy life.

FEEEEEEED MEEEEEE

More "food" that you must not feed to the trolls:

Not ever having traveled to any country except the one you live in.

Never drinking alcohol (and not for religious reasons) or doing other drugs

Being a virgin

Preferring one comic book superhero franchise over the other

Liking both comic book superhero franchises

Liking pineapple on pizza

Staying home on Friday nights, or any other night.

Saying anything positive about your mother

Saying you even have a mother

Actually the trolls will tell you about bout all the things they did with your mother if you mention any of the other things. Or even if you mention something totally different, like how much more bacteria there is in an average kitchen sink that there is on a toilet bowl in a subreddit that simply asked you to post a strange or disturbing fact. Yes, there's a reason why that sounds strangely specific.