Florida couple busted for public sex

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https://cbs12.com/news/local/police-officer-catches-copulating-couple-sebastian-dock-jail-timothy-wendel-ashley-fuller?fbclid=IwAR30ASQkouMXz8NkaYYkADeKkRisNHhIYUOD-u_o6gKKyHMvbCgOU6XTofA

Damn you, DeSatan!! !

Couples do that everywhere these days. There must be something in the air. That same something that was in the air in the 60s.

In the UK its a "thing". Called "dogging".

*casually walks by thread with nothing to hide*

This thing transcends politics

People shouldn’t have sex in public……whether their political persuasion.

I wonder how long the police officer felt it necessary to watch them before intervening.

They'd need sufficient evidence to file a proper report.

Yeah. Its not like laws against "lewd behavior in public" were invented yesterday by Governor De Santis. Such laws have been around a long time in every jurisdiction on the planet.

Enforced more strictly in red states and in Muslim-majority nations.

In the UK it's sort of legal. Needs to be done in front of two or more members of the public with the intention to cause offence. In other words two or more members of the public need to accidentally stumble upon a couple having sex for it to be an offence.


I think they made the two person or more rule as a lot of people don't have a private place of their own.

Can't blame this one on DeSatanis. A better one to blame would be Pee Wee Herman.

I am happy to observe that the operation of the "free world" seems to be still within my understanding.

If I see someone having sex in public I will spray them with a water hose, just like you do dogs.Find a private place in the bushes or get a room.

During the summer I've caught people having sex on the grounds where I work. Because they think the landscaping provides them with a private place. Which it doesn't if you happen to be walking by.

They get the hose.
Reminds me of a naught joke the county clerk told me.
A man was driving through a neighborhood when he saw a group of people having sex in someone’s front yard.He thought he should tell the homeowners what was happening ,so he knocks on the front door.An older woman opens the door and he asks if she is aware of what is happening.She replies, “Of course, this is a cat house and we are having a yard sale.”

Your story went a different direction than I thought it was going.

A guy is driving through West Virginia. He sees a middle aged guy boning a sheep in the front yard. The motorist stops. Knocks on the backdoor, and a young guy answers the door. The motorist says "are you aware that your dad is...um..is...um...having sexual relations with a sheep in your front yard?"

The young guy replies "Oh..he aaaaaaalways does thaaaa-aaaaat."