I have successfully determined the name of God

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06 Aug 2007, 9:14 pm

Using a simple set of logical statements I have successfully determined the name of God.

Premise 1: God is infinite forgiveness
Premise 2: In order to forgive us, He must first pity us
Premise 3: Human folly is universal: we are all fools
Premise 4: Mr. T pities all fools
Therefore: Mr. T is God. We are all pitied.

I am genius and the first member of the offical chruch of Mr. T

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06 Aug 2007, 9:30 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjsicp1I56c[/youtube]

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07 Aug 2007, 10:38 am

No. Clearly, God is Morgan Freeman.

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07 Aug 2007, 10:44 am

Why does the Christian god always being black in flims always feel so cliche?

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07 Aug 2007, 10:58 am

Flagg wrote:

Why does the Christian god always being black in flims always feel so cliche?

I didn't know it did.

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07 Aug 2007, 11:00 am

Flagg wrote:

Brilliant! Where do I sign up?

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07 Aug 2007, 11:02 am

Flagg wrote:

Why does the Christian god always being black in flims always feel so cliche?

Because only black dudes look good wearing white...

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07 Aug 2007, 11:38 am

Pugly wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Why does the Christian god always being black in flims always feel so cliche?

Because only black dudes look good wearing white...

'Tis true.

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07 Aug 2007, 12:37 pm

Pugly wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Why does the Christian god always being black in flims always feel so cliche?

Because only black dudes look good wearing white...

Myth busted! :lol:

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07 Aug 2007, 2:40 pm

he looks like he has a lil color in him

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07 Aug 2007, 3:52 pm

Sedaka wrote:

he looks like he has a lil color in him

He's hispanic. He played "Khan" in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan".

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08 Aug 2007, 1:49 am

Ragtime wrote:

Sedaka wrote:

he looks like he has a lil color in him

He's hispanic. He played "Khan" in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan".

that's why he looks so creepy!! !! ! i was so afraid of those lil ear bugers

/cringe

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08 Aug 2007, 1:51 am

Sedaka wrote:

Ragtime wrote:

Sedaka wrote:

he looks like he has a lil color in him

He's hispanic. He played "Khan" in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan".

that's why he looks so creepy!! !! ! i was so afraid of those lil ear bugers

/cringe

Should have seen his midget....

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08 Aug 2007, 6:13 am

You mean Herve Villechaize?

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14 Aug 2007, 2:18 am

George Carlin is God, The Big Yin is Christ, and Bill Engvall is St Peter.

Comedy is the only true religion, and to not believe is to live in hell forever (or DesMoines, whichever is closer)

All hail the great Carlin!

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14 Aug 2007, 5:54 am

Flagg wrote:

No, all hail Chuck Norris!! !!

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