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TwilightPrincess
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06 Sep 2022, 5:24 pm

I’m looking for a guy with a sleek and sophisticated sense of fashion. I don’t want him clashing with my decor.

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r00tb33r
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06 Sep 2022, 5:36 pm

I'd probably be matched to a sea urchin. I have a history with those...

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IsabellaLinton
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06 Sep 2022, 7:02 pm

Must do real Christmas trees with coloured lights.
Must leave it up until it's a fire hazard.

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Where_am_I
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10 Sep 2022, 2:19 pm

I'm looking for a man to create earth shattering earthquake's with. Let's end the human race together. :heart:

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TwilightPrincess
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10 Sep 2022, 2:38 pm

If a man loves me, he must also love my family. (We’ve created a schedule. :heart: )

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Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Where_am_I
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10 Sep 2022, 2:53 pm

^ :lol:

Took me a while to get that!

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FantaOpossum
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Location: GA, USA

10 Sep 2022, 9:51 pm

Raging autistic loser looking for an equally raging autistic loser to be cringe with.

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20th century history enjoyer and animal lover. Prose Writer.

Hello99999
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Age: 28
Gender: Female
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Location: Amsterdam

11 Sep 2022, 10:32 am

Weird thoughtful anti-tribalism computer trying to find other computer for dating purpose

Dating Aka long-term input output , technical description you know, need to be precise here haha

CockneyRebel
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11 Sep 2022, 7:44 pm

Fat Sergeant looking for a little chef to cook my meals for me like only a Frenchman can.

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kraftiekortie
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12 Sep 2022, 8:08 am

^That was Corporal LeBeau!

kraftiekortie
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12 Sep 2022, 8:09 am

I'm looking for a woman with whom I could play hide-and-seek among the stacks of books in the library. Library half-glasses with a chain a big plus! :heart:

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26 Sep 2022, 2:13 pm

Pounds mercilessly without paying.

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Where_am_I
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10 Oct 2022, 2:44 pm

Searching for a boob grabber to condition into a moob grabber.

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IsabellaLinton
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10 Oct 2022, 2:50 pm

Looking for anyone else who's mad as hell.

U.S. Girls ^

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