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IsabellaLinton
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29 Aug 2022, 10:01 am

Dark and twisty individual seeks mother or father figure with nothing to do.



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29 Aug 2022, 10:04 am

Wanker seeks box of tissues for.....oops too late.


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29 Aug 2022, 1:44 pm

Find me an Englander who's not scared of Germans.


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30 Aug 2022, 6:13 pm

I’m looking for a guy who’s currently in a 12 step program for drugs and alcohol. Let’s get sober together!


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01 Sep 2022, 3:34 am

Seeking a muscular man to bounce my stress ball on. Must be amenable to the occasional golf ball.


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01 Sep 2022, 12:50 pm

Looking for a skinny English corporeal who likes fat, smelly German sergeants.


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01 Sep 2022, 2:24 pm

I’m looking for a guy who loves dogs. He must have 2 or 3 dogs, preferably golden retrievers. My dog wants playmates.


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01 Sep 2022, 2:46 pm

I'm seeking a kitty-cat loving lady who knows how to trim claws very well.



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02 Sep 2022, 12:55 pm

Looking for a guy who isn't scared of spiders. 8O


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03 Sep 2022, 9:14 pm

Send me a nurse who will nurse me back to health.


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06 Sep 2022, 2:26 pm

I’m on the far Left. I’m looking for a guy on the far Right that I can spend my days and nights arguing with. He must respect my porcelain doll collection.


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06 Sep 2022, 2:42 pm

Looking for a woman who plays the piano just like Edith Bunker :)

Good singing: optional



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06 Sep 2022, 3:55 pm

awwwww ^^^^. I :heart: Edith.


- Guy who moans and growls like Archie, but also has Archie's heart.



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06 Sep 2022, 4:48 pm

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Skeleton looking for a good boning


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06 Sep 2022, 4:52 pm

I'm looking for a guy with a head small enough to fit in my fridge. Body not required.


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06 Sep 2022, 5:13 pm

I’m looking for someone who is just like my ex. She was perfect in every way. I really miss her. :cry:


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