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kraftiekortie
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06 Aug 2022, 11:39 am

Hippie searching for beads.

Not a person…..beads!



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06 Aug 2022, 12:08 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
Hippie searching for beads.

Not a person…..beads!


Would a pearl necklace suffice?


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06 Aug 2022, 12:29 pm

Sure! :)



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06 Aug 2022, 5:26 pm

I’m looking for a six-fingered man.


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07 Aug 2022, 9:50 am

I’m looking for the Six Million Dollar Woman :P

(I’m a 6 Cents Man :wink: )



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07 Aug 2022, 5:50 pm

Searching for someone to make pottery with.

Must be dead.


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07 Aug 2022, 5:54 pm

I’m looking for a poet from the Romantic period. (It’s a plus that he will definitely be dead.)


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08 Aug 2022, 6:14 pm

Searching for a 6ft 3 man with ripped muscles, average face, bright blue eyes and blond hair.

Left my favourite pair of sunglasses in your car 8yrs ago - could I have them back please?


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09 Aug 2022, 2:42 pm

I seek a woman, aged 25, who wears granny glasses and who has a Daria voice :heart:



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14 Aug 2022, 6:36 am

I love Germany and I'm nostalgic about the 30s and 40s. Could you find a match for me?


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14 Aug 2022, 3:29 pm

Searching for a man who knows how to make sandwiches. Will be rewarded with endless butt slaps.


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15 Aug 2022, 7:12 am

I'm looking for a man to jump off a bridge with. Must be afraid of heights.


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15 Aug 2022, 8:11 am

I'm looking for a woman to help me find out if there really is a Heaven.

Must be an atheist.



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15 Aug 2022, 8:32 am

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Must love my invisible friends, have no physical form, and listen to Christmas music when I say so.



Your imaginary friends MUST get along with my imaginary friends.



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20 Aug 2022, 1:23 pm

Looking for a kind-hearted man with an imaginary friend he can set me up with.


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20 Aug 2022, 1:27 pm

Looking for an imaginary friend who can set me up with a nice, real lady.