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IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 68,652Location: Chez Quis
Dark and twisty individual seeks mother or father figure with nothing to do.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 64,359Location: UK
Wanker seeks box of tissues for.....oops too late.
CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 113,554Location: Stalag 13
Find me an Englander who's not scared of Germans.
TwilightPrincess Veteran
Joined: 28 Sep 2016Age: 39Gender: FemalePosts: 21,652Location: Hell
I’m looking for a guy who’s currently in a 12 step program for drugs and alcohol. Let’s get sober together!
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Seeking a muscular man to bounce my stress ball on. Must be amenable to the occasional golf ball.
Looking for a skinny English corporeal who likes fat, smelly German sergeants.
I’m looking for a guy who loves dogs. He must have 2 or 3 dogs, preferably golden retrievers. My dog wants playmates.
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
I'm seeking a kitty-cat loving lady who knows how to trim claws very well.
Looking for a guy who isn't scared of spiders.
Send me a nurse who will nurse me back to health.
I’m on the far Left. I’m looking for a guy on the far Right that I can spend my days and nights arguing with. He must respect my porcelain doll collection.
Looking for a woman who plays the piano just like Edith Bunker Good singing: optional
awwwww ^^^^. I Edith. - Guy who moans and growls like Archie, but also has Archie's heart.
I'm looking for a guy with a head small enough to fit in my fridge. Body not required.
I’m looking for someone who is just like my ex. She was perfect in every way. I really miss her.