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25 Jul 2022, 6:21 am

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Gives lots of pretty baubles.


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Wow! Those look like snow peas. Thank you.


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25 Jul 2022, 6:22 am

Two fat ladies looking for fun and frolics with submissive skinny bingo caller


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25 Jul 2022, 6:37 am

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25 Jul 2022, 10:18 am

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:lol: You guys are funny!



I know you've got him. Fork him over and give me a hug! 8O ^


:lol: No!


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25 Jul 2022, 4:08 pm

I’m a masochist seeking a misogynist who will escort me to Pro-Life demonstrations.


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25 Jul 2022, 5:57 pm

I'm looking for someone who sings along to music that has no words. Someone who dances to the sound of falling rain.


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25 Jul 2022, 6:56 pm

Searching for a Star Wars fan to test my lightsaber on. Must be nude to allow for efficient testing. Survival will earn him a date.


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27 Jul 2022, 12:17 pm

Where_am_I wrote:
Searching for a Star Wars fan to test my lightsaber on. Must be nude to allow for efficient testing. Survival will earn him a date.


:lol:


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28 Jul 2022, 9:51 am

Seeking a man who likes to dress in a purple onesie all the time and say 'eh oh' in response to everything. The first date will be in a tub, infront of a telly.


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28 Jul 2022, 10:02 am

Seeking a scream mask owner to fulfill my horror movie fantasy of pretend slashing scream mask guy into heart shapes. Please respond with a phonecall....


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28 Jul 2022, 10:05 am

Where_am_I wrote:
Searching for a Star Wars fan to test my lightsaber on. Must be nude to allow for efficient testing. Survival will earn him a date.


Now imagine a man throwing a such joke.
Let’s see how it sounds:

« Searching for a Star Wars fan to « test » my *lightsaber* on. Must be nude to allow *efficient* testing. Survival will earn her a date ».

Doesn’t sound much funny this time.



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28 Jul 2022, 10:07 am

:lol: Stop imagining men saying everything I say!


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28 Jul 2022, 10:10 am

Where_am_I wrote:
:lol: Stop imagining men saying everything I say!


Yes, context is important. :lol:


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28 Jul 2022, 10:10 am

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28 Jul 2022, 10:13 am

^^^

Nothing makes a gal feel special like the idea that her suitor is so desperate her unique personality and personhood don’t matter.


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28 Jul 2022, 10:15 am

I’m a sweet, caring lady who’s looking for a guy with humongous feet.


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