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TwilightPrincess Veteran
Joined: 28 Sep 2016Age: 39Gender: FemalePosts: 21,335Location: Hell
I’m looking for a guy with a sleek and sophisticated sense of fashion. I don’t want him clashing with my decor.
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 3,778
I'd probably be matched to a sea urchin. I have a history with those...
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 68,461Location: Chez Quis
Must do real Christmas trees with coloured lights. Must leave it up until it's a fire hazard.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
I'm looking for a man to create earth shattering earthquake's with. Let's end the human race together.
If a man loves me, he must also love my family. (We’ve created a schedule. )
^ Took me a while to get that!
FantaOpossum Tufted Titmouse
Joined: 20 Mar 2022Gender: FemalePosts: 27Location: GA, USA
Raging autistic loser looking for an equally raging autistic loser to be cringe with.
Hello99999 Emu Egg
Joined: 11 Sep 2022Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 2Location: Amsterdam
Weird thoughtful anti-tribalism computer trying to find other computer for dating purpose Dating Aka long-term input output , technical description you know, need to be precise here haha
CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 113,527Location: Stalag 13
Fat Sergeant looking for a little chef to cook my meals for me like only a Frenchman can.
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
^That was Corporal LeBeau!
I'm looking for a woman with whom I could play hide-and-seek among the stacks of books in the library. Library half-glasses with a chain a big plus!
Pounds mercilessly without paying.
Searching for a boob grabber to condition into a moob grabber.
Looking for anyone else who's mad as hell. U.S. Girls ^