Where is the worst place to find a partner?

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09 Sep 2022, 8:06 am

At an Asian wedding.

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09 Sep 2022, 10:17 am

Insurrections

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09 Sep 2022, 1:32 pm

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09 Sep 2022, 1:32 pm

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09 Sep 2022, 7:06 pm

Evangelical churches

Hasidic/Haredi synagogues

Any mosque

Any religious music concert

Chick-Fil-A

Hobby Lobby

Any religious dating site

The entire southern U.S.

Any Muslim-majority country

Uganda

Utah

Idaho

India

Wyoming

Bloomington, Minnesota

Hartford, Vermont

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09 Sep 2022, 7:21 pm

It’s a bad idea to enter and search stranger’s houses in the hope of finding someone.

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09 Sep 2022, 7:22 pm

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Hobby Lobby

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09 Sep 2022, 7:37 pm

The bridal suite of a honeymooning couple

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09 Sep 2022, 7:40 pm

Ferenginar

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09 Sep 2022, 7:45 pm

Never heard of that place!

The worst place to meet someone----is at Ed Norton's work headquarters.

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09 Sep 2022, 8:18 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

Never heard of that place!

It’s the home planet of Ferengi. (Star Trek)

According to Ferengi:

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A woman talking to a stranger is considered an insult; a clothed one is cause to shield or avert one's eyes.

Large earlobes are a sign of virility in Ferengi culture, and also an erogenous zone, sexually stimulated when stroked as in the performance of Oo-Mox.

Ferengi females have smaller lobes then males and are not permitted to go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing or participate in trade or commerce. Quark [Star Trek Ferengi character] says spouses never argue and that divorce and broken homes are unknown. Women are even asked to cut up food and chew it softly for their mates and children. They are also forbidden to travel.

https://www.startrek.com/database_article/ferengi

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