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26 Jul 2022, 11:15 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
I was in the mood for something silly.

a bar or at least I would never want to have a wife that went to the bar all the time but thats just me.



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27 Jul 2022, 11:00 pm

At the bar, hands down. There are many sex hungry people at the bar. A lot of shady people hang out at the bar.


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27 Jul 2022, 11:13 pm

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In a prisoner-of-war camp….but don’t tell that to Colonel Hogan!

(From Hogan’s Heroes)


That cracks me up. :lol:


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27 Jul 2022, 11:17 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Wrongplanet. :twisted:


I strongly agree.


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27 Jul 2022, 11:22 pm

At a Woodstock festival


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27 Jul 2022, 11:29 pm

One's drug dealer's house.


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28 Jul 2022, 4:20 am

At a Jehovah's Witness convention.


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28 Jul 2022, 7:39 am

Raleigh wrote:
At a Jehovah's Witness convention.

:lol:

That’s the primary place they look for a “marriage mate.”

Been there, done that. (Well, I didn’t really participate, but I observed the behavior with amusement from my seat at every convention.)

Yeah, it’s best to avoid finding partners at cult gatherings.


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29 Jul 2022, 5:54 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
At the bar, hands down. There are many sex hungry people at the bar. A lot of shady people hang out at the bar.

"The bar" makes it sound like there's just one in the world. There are bars where I definitely wouldn't look for a partner (or probably go at all), but others are not so bad.


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29 Jul 2022, 6:40 am

For me....

Prison
AA meeting
Alabama
Gun show
Gay bar
KKK / Nazi / other racist group meeting
Monroe, Louisiana
Actually, most of Louisiana
Trump rally
Flat Earth convention
Church / mosque, etc.
North Korea
McDonald's
Rap concert
Sports bar
Albania
Strip club
Mississippi
Furry convention
Rehab clinic
Walmart

I'm not saying it's absolutely impossible to find a prospective partner in these places (you might meet a beautiful lawyer at a prison, or a reporter covering a Trump rally), but the odds are pretty low.


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29 Jul 2022, 7:38 am

Ummmm I don't know anything about dating an such but, I'm afraid no one got it right. Worst places would be:

-Chernobyl. Specially reactor number 4. Specially Specially the basement directly below reactor number 4.
-13.000 ft below the atlantic
-Swimming in a waste water treatment plant 1st stage.
-Trapped in an iceberg
-Surface of the Sun
-In a Polar bear's stomach. Grizzly bear also.

Honorable mentions (where it wouldn't work at all except THAT one time):

-Inside one of those giant refrigerators for chickens and stuff.
-In a human meat butcher's shop



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29 Jul 2022, 8:10 am

 

• Mar-A-Lago



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29 Jul 2022, 8:56 am

- Chuck E. Cheese

- Hooters

- Creation “Museum”


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29 Jul 2022, 9:41 am

Holy roller convention


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29 Jul 2022, 3:47 pm

In the checkout lane of a grocery store or pharmacy while you're in the middle of buying something embarrassing.


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29 Jul 2022, 4:17 pm

At the casino


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