Where is the worst place to find a partner?

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26 Jul 2022, 1:02 pm

No, I did not. I was 16 years old. I couldn't ask a girl out if my life depended on it. Though I did, eventually, ask somebody out later that year.



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26 Jul 2022, 1:02 pm

Childbirth classes for expectant mothers.


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26 Jul 2022, 1:03 pm

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26 Jul 2022, 1:03 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
No, I did not. I was 16 years old. I couldn't ask a girl out if my life depended on it. Though I did, eventually, ask somebody out later that year.


Imagine that you met an ideal girl there. What would that experience have been like do you think?


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26 Jul 2022, 1:04 pm

It wouldn't have really mattered all that much if she was nude, or wasn't nude.

Anyway.....no woman there was there to meet a man. All they wanted to do was to get a tan.



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26 Jul 2022, 1:06 pm

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26 Jul 2022, 1:08 pm

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26 Jul 2022, 1:08 pm

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26 Jul 2022, 3:24 pm

Family reunion.


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26 Jul 2022, 3:25 pm

Misslizard wrote:
Family reunion.

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26 Jul 2022, 3:26 pm

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Family reunion.
Not in Arkansas!



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26 Jul 2022, 3:33 pm

Fnord wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
Family reunion.
Not in Arkansas!

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26 Jul 2022, 3:53 pm

My cousin tried to pick me up at our grandmother's funeral.
I hadn't seen him in several years. 8O


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26 Jul 2022, 5:44 pm

…At a nudist beach after formally meeting them in group therapy.

"When our instructor said we should expose ourselves more, I don't think this is what she meant"

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:lol: I'll see myself out.


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26 Jul 2022, 6:13 pm

Apparently wherever I go



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26 Jul 2022, 6:33 pm

Jail
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