Rude, lovely, a dummy, a nuisance, a rotter, a good man, unaware, a male chauvinist but not a pig, lackadaisical, dedicated, a great hairy clown, tough, an effing liar, clever but not a genius..........almost as if when people try to describe me they're just describing their various individual attitudes towards me, and failing to remain objective when their emotions are stirred up a little.