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Doberdoofus
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12 Sep 2022, 7:27 pm

Post something that you have lost today or recently.


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12 Sep 2022, 8:58 pm

I've lost my wealth or any hopes of getting it back. I never got that $300 raise on my PWD cheques. Now I have to find work bad knees, pull-ups and all. I also want you to find my bowel control for me as well. One less thing for a b***h boss to have pleasure of firing me over.


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12 Sep 2022, 9:51 pm

My TV remote has been gone for over a week. Vanished.

My Uni degrees and a handmade Christmas advent calendar have been gone for about 10 years.

My Goodbye Yellow Brick Road double vinyl album, was mysteriously replaced by a single-sleeve more recent pressing, about five years ago. I had signed my original and put my address and phone number inside it, using a pink marker, when I was about seven years old. :(



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12 Sep 2022, 11:41 pm

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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13 Sep 2022, 3:19 am

I appear to have lost my marbles. They must have rolled away somewhere. :P


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13 Sep 2022, 5:37 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
I've lost my wealth or any hopes of getting it back. I never got that $300 raise on my PWD cheques. Now I have to find work bad knees, pull-ups and all. I also want you to find my bowel control for me as well. One less thing for a b***h boss to have pleasure of firing me over.


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13 Sep 2022, 5:38 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
My TV remote has been gone for over a week. Vanished.

My Uni degrees and a handmade Christmas advent calendar have been gone for about 10 years.

My Goodbye Yellow Brick Road double vinyl album, was mysteriously replaced by a single-sleeve more recent pressing, about five years ago. I had signed my original and put my address and phone number inside it, using a pink marker, when I was about seven years old. :(


Look in the boxes of Christmas decorations under the stairs in your crawlspace.


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13 Sep 2022, 5:39 am

Radish wrote:
I appear to have lost my marbles. They must have rolled away somewhere. :P


This may help.

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13 Sep 2022, 6:07 am

Doberdoofus wrote:
This may help.

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I wonder if there's a real coin like this :chin: I did lose my mind about 20 years ago but I've had it back for a LONG time now. I've never been that sane but I'm saner than I've ever been.

I've lost my good/decent physical health a couple weeks ago. I've been having something like ear infections that fluctuate a lot. I've thought about seeing a doc but things started getting better. It got worse again this weekend & I woulda tried to get a walk-in appointment yesterday but I have a routine appointment scheduled with my regular GP doc for this Friday that was made a couple months ago. It's difficult to get appointments with her but I woulda done a walk-in with whoever I could get at the health center. The problems include my ear feeling clogged & popping periodically, sometimes ringing in my ear, harder to hear, a few eps of stabbing pain in my ear that only last about a second or two, feeling pressure on the side of my head that feels kinda like a sinus headache, I feel off balance a little & occasionally dizzy. The problems are mostly in my right ear but my left was bothering me some too. I'm not doing that bad otherwise thou.


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13 Sep 2022, 6:23 am

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I wonder if there's a real coin like this :chin: I did lose my mind about 20 years ago but I've had it back for a LONG time now. I've never been that sane but I'm saner than I've ever been.

........... I'm not doing that bad otherwise thou.


I don't think so. I found the image on a defunct twitter page, I think they were a gift shop.

Sanity is a social construct that benefits those who are willing and able to keep their thoughts private and their behaviour conformist ( I'm joking slightly :wink: )

Glad you are not doing bad :D


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13 Sep 2022, 8:07 am

My stress ball. :cry:


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13 Sep 2022, 8:18 am

I've lost interest in general.



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13 Sep 2022, 9:10 am

Found the remote! :o

Are you psychic, Mr. Dober?



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13 Sep 2022, 9:12 am

Where_am_I wrote:
My stress ball. :cry:


Feel free to squeeze my balls.

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13 Sep 2022, 9:16 am

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I've lost interest in general.


Try a different bank :wink:

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13 Sep 2022, 9:19 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Found the remote! :o

Are you psychic, Mr. Dober?


I knew you would, and I knew you'd ask. I was a psychic, but I gave it up as I saw no future in it.


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Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.