Beyond Meat COO goes feral

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21 Sep 2022, 5:29 pm

Attacks and bites man.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/19/beyond- ... -nose.html

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21 Sep 2022, 11:58 pm

Veganism leads to cannibalism.

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22 Sep 2022, 1:09 am

Well... I guess the fake stuff wasn't enough to satisfy his cravings...

Is their next flavor going to be "long pig"?

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23 Sep 2022, 10:07 am

Too bad it wasn't in Florida, would have been a nice Florida Man headline.

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23 Sep 2022, 10:15 am

Agent_Elflord wrote:

Too bad it wasn't in Florida, would have been a nice Florida Man headline.

If it were a florida man headline then it wouldn't be nearly as funny because it wouldn't be the COO of a vegan fake "meat" company and would instead by some (likely meth fueled) random crazy.

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23 Sep 2022, 4:09 pm

So...denying yourself red meat too long causes you to go nutso, and to eat the noses off live humans?

Maybe.

Or, maybe not. Maybe he was high on "bath salts".

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