[not serious] Vladimir Putin is dead!

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DeathFlowerKing
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04 Oct 2022, 5:01 pm

That's right! Dead serious this time about wanting to nuke the world! 8O

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/qa ... 022-10-04/



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04 Oct 2022, 5:06 pm

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You forgot the most important part of the meme. :lol:


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04 Oct 2022, 5:11 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
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You forgot the most important part of the meme. :lol:


Aw nuts! :mrgreen:



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04 Oct 2022, 5:24 pm

DeathFlowerKing wrote:
That's right! Dead serious this time about wanting to nuke the world! 8O

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/qa ... 022-10-04/


Naw.

Putin just wants to start ...a small flame in your heart. :heart:

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04 Oct 2022, 5:47 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
DeathFlowerKing wrote:
That's right! Dead serious this time about wanting to nuke the world! 8O

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/qa ... 022-10-04/


Naw.

Putin just wants to start ...a small flame in your heart. :heart:

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04 Oct 2022, 6:02 pm

Maybe i should sign my family up for a fallout shelter and prepare for the future? :chin:



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04 Oct 2022, 8:15 pm

Our world truly is destined to be destroyed by madmen going through ego trips.
What will they have left after everything is burned and irradiated? A sense of pride or accomplishment? I will make sure I torture them personally while we both burn in Hell.


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04 Oct 2022, 8:54 pm

To me this is just a rerun of Kim Jong-Un's terrifying use of nuclear weapons threats. Putin knows the way things are going, that if the US and or NATO swooped in to join Ukraine, Russia would be quickly and soundly defeated. And if it weren't for his nuke threats, that would have already happened. Putin using a nuke in the territory war itself wouldn't make any sense, because whatever territory he nuked would become uninhabitable.



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04 Oct 2022, 9:23 pm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand


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04 Oct 2022, 11:02 pm

^^^just call it a doomsday machine. :skull:



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04 Oct 2022, 11:44 pm

auntblabby wrote:
^^^just call it a doomsday machine. :skull:

Like the giant ice cream cone in Star Trek?

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04 Oct 2022, 11:48 pm

I hate the fact people think it's funny to say he's dead and get my hopes up only to be lying because he and many other human "leaders" need to die. But they won't. Most humans who deserve death live very long lives and never get truly punished for their actions.

"If you could lick my heart, it would poison you." I once read that a holocaust survivor who endured all kinds of horrors once said that. And that's how I feel.



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05 Oct 2022, 7:21 am

^It sounded too good to be true. So I kinda suspected it was a put on.



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05 Oct 2022, 7:24 am

If he was going to do it, he'd just do it just like that. The fact that he isn't just proves that he's only using threats to get attention.

Maybe send him back to preschool and give him a toy to play with, he can pretend it's Russia and can get all threaty if another child wants to play with the toy.


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05 Oct 2022, 8:03 am

If Russia continues to lose ground in Ukraine I think there is a strong possibility that he will use a tactical nuclear weapon to try to undermine Ukraine's will to win. He may even hit Kiev hoping to kill Zelenskii and further weaken Ukrainian morale. If this happens NATO and the US will likely get into direct conflict with Russia attacking Russian troops in the Donbas and eastern Ukraine and ships in the black sea using conventional weapons, pretty much wiping out the Russian army. With his back to the wall, Putin will then be very unpredictable and may go for a full on nuclear attack on western countries and we will have WW3 and the apocalypse.

The world's best hope is that someone in Russia topples Putin before it is too late for everyone.


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05 Oct 2022, 8:22 am

r00tb33r wrote:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand

"it can automatically initiate the launch of the Russian intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) by sending a pre-entered highest-authority order from the General Staff of the Armed Forces, Strategic Missile Force Management"

This follows what I heard, that Putin can't launch nukes on his own. It has to be done by Russia's military command staff. So folks can relax a little. It doesn't seem likely they'll all have a crazy temper tantrum along with Putin.