fun phrases to repeat to no one

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What fun phrases do you like to repeat, just for the fun of it and pretending someone is listening?

Mine are "sometime the lines are too straight in the mind"

and "this dry, sardonic wit"

other ones are "some children are adults and some adults are children

other phrases are "I'm like an itsy bitsy baby"

And nonsense ("Beware the Jubjub bird, beware the frumious bandersnatch")

Some words and phrases are just fun to say.

I sometimes wish that I had more reasons to talk about author Jamaica Kincaid, and actress Wynona Ryder than I do...just cause their names are so fun to say!

The list of Seven Dirty Words that George Carlin joked about

I have more favourite words than phrases. I like to say cheesecake a lot.

If my animals make a noise I like to say "I know!" as if they've just told me something and I'm slightly exasperated by it.

If someone asks me where I'm going or where I've been I'll often reply excitedly that there's a sale at the Onion Warehouse. I don't know why I find that so funny.

I also like to shriek or make bird type noises as I'm just walking about.

When my cat keeps meowing, I ask her "Why are you complaining?" Or if I'm petting her and she puts her paw on my hand when I stop, I say, "I get it. Don't stop petting until the cat says so."