Shower thoughts

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I love shower thoughts. They're not literally thoughts you just have in the shower, they just mean illogical facts that you sort of already knew but you've just never thought of it, or they can contradict themselves. It then gets you thinking.

I'll put a few of my own here:

Saying people are not going out to high street shops any more because the majority of us have the internet at home is like saying people are not going to restaurants any more because the majority of us have a stove at home.

The covid pandemic would have been a lot easier to handle if every case was bad.

A dinosaur most probably done a huge poop right where your house is.

There are more dead people than living people.

I get that too, usually when my mind isn't engaged in anything else. That's why I have a hard time sleeping sometimes -- my mind gets preoccupied with random thoughts.

Was wondering why I could see so well in the dark. The I remembered that I had my head torch on.

Whenever a dentist is about to fill a cavity they've given me an injection so I won't feel pain from the drill, but they don't give me anything so I won't feel pain from the injection.

^ For me they usually numb the gum using a Q-tip first before the injection.

I like your thoughts lol. It's got me thinking now.

A diary is something you keep your most private thoughts in and get really peeved if anyone else reads it, but a blog is something you show your most private thoughts to the whole world and get peeved if nobody reads it.

You never actually "bite down" on something. You really "bite up" on something because only your jawbone can move.

If Buzz Lightyear was in denial about being a toy in Toy Story 1, why did he still not move or talk whenever he was around humans?

if Shrek was about how you shouldn't judge people by their superficial appearance, why did the protagonists and the movie in general poke fun at Lord Farquad because he was short?

If sunlight can kill vampires, how can they not be harmed when there's a full moon out since it's really just reflecting light from the sun? Maybe the moon to vampires is like the sun to regular people, and they have to wear moonscreen and moonglasses.

I heard that when your stomach aches it can be because it's empty, and you'll feel better after you put something in it. That must also be why people get so many headaches.

Parents love to tell kids they're the reason the parent's hair is turning grey and falling out. So imagine the grief those same parents gave to their kid's grandparents who are now completely grey and bald!

We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial ingredients but furniture polish is made from real lemons.

I have shower thoughts about what I'm going to paint next, or the price of food, or stuff on Amazon that I'd like to buy.

here's mine: There's no such thing as aliens or otherwise nonhuman characters, when written in fiction. This is because they are all written by humans and thus no matter how many inhuman traits they have, they are, at their core, somewhat human

Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes, or have they decended from horses who escaped prison

In the US, Amazon has severely impacted the "box store" market.