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Walk on the sidewalk on a thursday.

(Your turn!)

Bow before my glory!

(Your turn)

I do not give permission to rollerblade on Mars during the month of may.

Have Santa to bring me Diamond Earrings……….i hope.. i hope.. hoppa hoppa Hope.

You have my permission to cancel Christmas.

Laugh yourself to death.

You have my permission to remove your hands from my throat so I can breathe again.

You have my permission to be a dorky pork fork.

You have my permission to take me to your leader so that I don't atomize your face.

Atomize my face.

Oh Boy , I used to share that sentiment about Canceling Christmas. And How.. but it does seem to be an excuse for what should occur all year long. Which is people being nicer in public to each other especially when shopping.
Took me along time before I became the person , Wishing Happy Holidays to the Odd person while out and about.
Instead of when people Expressed that sentiment to me , i responded with ‘Grrrrumpfh ,Appy Oliday.” Or just silence
Rumor has it that we may only live once and maynot pass this way again …?

Sorry Leader has just stepped out,, but have a Appy Olidazze anyway.

Carry’s a Can of Anti DeAtomizer stray in her purse daily .

You have my permission to give me CPR if I'm not breathing or my heart has stopped. Don't worry that you need my consent because I'm a woman, you won't need it, I won't even be able to give it to you if I'm unconscious, and I'd hate to think you'd rather let me die than risk embarrassment.

You have my permission to sell tech bathwater for $20 a jar (I get 70% proceeds though).

you have my permission to go into mild debt to purchase a molecular enhancer.