Best way to get rid of a body

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https://thebeaverton.com/2023/01/study- ... ir-canada/

https://youtu.be/8fqsrgleuww

* sucks when a cameraman follows you though

/\Two can keep a secret if one is dead.

I usually spread lime where I dragged the bag across the grass, too.

The advice is pretty consistent.

i wonder how many bodies have never been discovered? i know in places like joshua tree they find shallow graves quite often.

I bury them under the patio. Not perfect but better than risk being see moving the body or any forensic evidence being found of the body if you dump it anywhere. Only issue is if we move house; guess I'd have to dig up the remains, but I think a skeleton will be easier to dispose of than a whole stinky body. Time will tell.

To be fair they had it coming; there is a sign on the door clearly saying "No Jehovah's Witnesses"

The problem is how to clean blood splatter evidence.
I've heard oxygen bleach is the only way to kill haemoglobin and avoid Luminol detection.
I keep forgetting to try it.

Don't cover the body with lime though; it will help to preserve the body and slow down the decomposition.

What's your opinion on biodegradable bags?

Best not to put any barriers between the soil (dirt) and the body or it becomes a barrier to microbes and insects. You need the soil fauna to have a good feast.

i now know who to ask should i ever find myself with an inconvenience.

^ You're welcome... Oh, got to go... there's a couple of policemen at my door.

I worry about animals when I use biodegradable bags.
They rot away quickly while the body parts are still fresh and stinky.


Also, what do you recommend when the ground is frozen or in cases of agoraphobia?
I wish I could hire someone to go out there for me, but it's risky.

knifeplay reddens you;
lake levels are variable;
Acids stain you;
And drugs aren't reliable.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
just let 'em live.
[apologies to dorothy parker wherever she is]