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Radish
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20 Jan 2023, 10:44 am

Tricky if the ground is frozen, you'll just be burying them in a freezer so they won't decompose or only very slowly. Animals can be quite a problem, so best to bury deep enough so they can't dig the body up. Ideally you don't want to bury the body too deep as there are fewer insects etc the deeper you go. I'd recommend a couple of feet of earth over the body and if animals are a problem, put something on top, such as rubble, scrap metal etc, at least until the stinky bits have gone.

The policemen have gone now. They are going door to door, apparently a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses have gone missing.


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20 Jan 2023, 10:46 am

i hid from the JWs and the mormons but i don't think i'd wanna do away with 'em.



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20 Jan 2023, 10:49 am

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i hid from the JWs and the mormons but i don't think i'd wanna do away with 'em.


Me neither; it was an accident, a terrible accident; they fell over my doorstep and landed head first onto my chainsaw which I happened to be carrying at the time.


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20 Jan 2023, 10:51 am

do you got door-to-door mormons over there?



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20 Jan 2023, 10:53 am

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do you got door-to-door mormons over there?


I haven't had any personally. There are some in the UK, but I don't think they are popular over here.


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20 Jan 2023, 10:54 am

they seem to be a growth industry here.



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20 Jan 2023, 10:56 am

Hogs. :wink:


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20 Jan 2023, 10:57 am

auntblabby wrote:
they seem to be a growth industry here.


The US is more fertile ground for religion peddlers. They need a solid constitution to go door to door here as they will just get verbal abuse in 50% of cases and just dismissed in 49%. They'd be luck to pull in a single sucker in a whole evening's worth of proselytisation.


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20 Jan 2023, 10:57 am

I'm more of a Dexter type.
Do unto others ... eye for an eye ... you know how it is.

At my best I'm Misty from Yellowjackets, hacking people's legs off for mercy.


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20 Jan 2023, 10:58 am

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Hogs. :wink:


What was the movie that featured in? I can't remember.


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20 Jan 2023, 11:02 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
I'm more of a Dexter type.
Do unto others ... eye for an eye ... you know how it is.

At my best I'm Misty from Yellowjackets, hacking people's legs off for mercy.


Not seen Yellowjackets. Maybe it's not been on terrestrial UK TV. Dexter however, I saw every episode of.


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20 Jan 2023, 11:04 am

Radish wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
Hogs. :wink:


What was the movie that featured in? I can't remember.

Several.One of the Hannibal ones for sure.
One of my friends found an old human skull in their yard. 8O She saw what looked like part of an old softball sticking out of the ground but had a surprise when she unearthed it.
Probably a revenuer haha


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20 Jan 2023, 11:04 am




concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
neckties, contracts, high voltage ....



^ There's always 3624 360, but you'd better call Saul if AC/DC's on tour.


Oh .... find Yellowjackets.
S2 is about to start.



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20 Jan 2023, 11:06 am

Misslizard wrote:
Several.One of the Hannibal ones for sure.


Yes, I vaguely remember the bad guy was badly disfigured and ended up getting fed to his own pigs... alive.


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20 Jan 2023, 11:08 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Oh .... find Yellowjackets.
S2 is about to start.


Right... it's on Prime. I'll wait; it will eventually turn up on free view in the UK.


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20 Jan 2023, 11:09 am

They can’t digest metal so make sure the person doesn't have a hip replacement or other metal object or the hogs will pass it.


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