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auntblabby
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05 Feb 2023, 11:35 pm

elsewhere in the bible it makes reference to a "jealous god."



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06 Feb 2023, 12:04 am



Oh Dear Lord Until 2017 The Catholic Church
in Rome 'Castrated' Jesus With A Sheath Yes

Of Course the Statue Sculpted of Jesus By

Michelangelo With What Seems Like the

Same 'Genitalia' Assigned To David then

As in the Renaissance 'Large Packages'

Were Considered Gross and Animalistic;

Yep, True Growers More in Demand Then

Than The Modern Porn Standard of Showers

Yet Mostly For The Concern of Dudes Over Women of Course;

So Ironically, As Such Playing With Fears of Inadequacy to Rise Even Higher

In Pleasure
Of Course
To Master
The Marketing
Of the Human 'Shadow'...

Anyway, Jesus Was Finally

Uncovered And Fully Restored

in 2017 And Unlike The Last Supper
Where Jesus Looked A Bit Like A Woman
With A Beard, Very 'Effete' As Such As Painted
By DaVinci With Long Hair That Was Not Allowed Even By

The Letters According to Paul The Saul in New Testament Report
For Those Old Days of The 'J' Dude Then And Long Hair Was Not

Considered Acceptable in the Day of DaVinci Either As Some Research
Suggests That Jesus Was Modeled As Sort of A Self-Portrait of the Eccentric
Long Hair Wearing Dude DaVinci in His Renaissance Days Then Anyway Michelangelo

Presents A Much More
Masculine Looking

Jesus Who Might Have
Even Fit in With the
Deep South States Good Old Boys Now...

Other Than That An In-Law At First Sunday
Dinner On the Greens of A Southern Baptist
Pastor's Farm Comes Interesting As They Asked

me to Formulate A Blessing For The Food And i Went
Full 'Evangelist Style' On Them Just For Fun Preparing
A Placebo Sugar Pill of Jesus in Communion For Them

Not Much Different

Than the Catholic Church

For Folks Who May Actually

Be Healed in Some Way As the
Eucharist Prepared is Just Another

Metaphor of A Sugar Pill Placebo At The Doctor's Office Same...

Yet Not Everyone Falls Under The 'Power' of Placebo Suggestion

Yet True Some Folks Do Actually Rise in Healing in the Medical
Files of Unexplained Recovery As Such Yes The Power of Belief

And Associated Feelings and Senses in Synergy of Positive Emotions

Is Well Beyond The Only 5-Step Scientific Method of Discretely Measuring

This Real Healing Force in Giving Sharing Caring Healing Ways With Most Respect
And Least Harm...

Yet No Duh,
When Humans

Get Together in a Communion
of the Warm Bonding and Binding

Over Common Ideologies And Symbols

Science Shows Even Oxytocin Alone Will

Kill Anxiety, Lessen Pain, And Warm Souls
In Healing Ways Away From Stress As Yes
Most All the Other Positive Neurochemicals
And Neurohormones Do Really Come Into Healing Play...

Hey And The Greater the Priest's Ability Is to Make Folks Believe
With the Eucharist Sugar Pill of Jesus and Wine Available Perhaps
Soon Too As Covid-19 Passing Away As Well Soon Although Yes

400 Folks Are Still Dying

Daily Yet Humans Will

Adapt No Matter The
Sewage If Carrot Enough
Is Thrown Into The Free Mix oF LoVE iN Peace...

Anyway Who the Hell is The Catholic Church to "Neuter"
Jesus That Way If He Is Really Important Up/Down Here on Earth

If a Real Jesus Could Come Back Based on the New Testament Verses

That Shows He Was Humble Naked Enough Whole Complete Not to Require
Worship Or Fearing Criticism Not Likely That Version of Jesus Who Had no

Exclusions For
Others to Come to
A Communion oF LoVE iN Peace
So Who Would Be Welcome Almost Anywhere
For Accepting Everyone And Not Leaving A Single Soul Out...

Clue: Nope, Not Jesus
Then Or Now Likely

With or Without

A Modern Sheaf
Of Fig Leaf Indeed..:)



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06 Feb 2023, 12:09 am

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06 Feb 2023, 9:01 am

auntblabby wrote:
elsewhere in the bible it makes reference to a "jealous god."


There would seem to be very little point in worshiping such a god, if he was going to smash you over some trifle. At least Christians and Muslims get to go to Heaven, if they harbor the correct beliefs.


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06 Feb 2023, 6:33 pm

the mormon folks told me that "heaven is a freebie." it is the LEVEL of heaven one goes to that is debatable.



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06 Feb 2023, 6:38 pm

auntblabby wrote:
the mormon folks told me that "heaven is a freebie." it is the LEVEL of heaven one goes to that is debatable.


Some evangelicals have similar views.

https://www.gracelife.org/resources/gra ... =eng&id=68

Not that Heaven is a "freebie"--it is only a "freebie" for evangelicals who have the correct views concerning Jesus. After the Second Judgment, those who passed the first judgment (and made it into heaven) get different levels of goodies, depending on how Christian they were.


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06 Feb 2023, 6:50 pm

i had not heard of the two judgments before. fascinating :study:



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06 Feb 2023, 7:26 pm

auntblabby wrote:
i had not heard of the two judgments before. fascinating :study:


It is part of the money-making scheme. If they told you that all that you had to do was to believe in Jesus to get into Heaven, then why bother tithing? If they can convince you that tithing will yield you bigger rewards in the afterlife, then you'll be more likely to part joyfully with your dough.

The biblical justifications are quite tenuous. So, it is only the evangelicals who will push this.


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06 Feb 2023, 8:02 pm

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auntblabby wrote:
i had not heard of the two judgments before. fascinating :study:


It is part of the money-making scheme. If they told you that all that you had to do was to believe in Jesus to get into Heaven, then why bother tithing? If they can convince you that tithing will yield you bigger rewards in the afterlife, then you'll be more likely to part joyfully with your dough.

The biblical justifications are quite tenuous. So, it is only the evangelicals who will push this.

no wonder that jesus called the moneygrubbers "snakes" and such.



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07 Feb 2023, 9:45 am



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOlCElObuPA


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07 Feb 2023, 10:53 am

Honey69 wrote:
klanka wrote:
Lol that is taken from something which is poetic. It's about God's people going to other religions.
Their unfaithfulness is being compared to an unfaithful woman.
:lol:


In that passage, Oholibah seems to be enjoying the guys with the oversized genitalia. Then, the Sovereign Lord is getting to be overly nasty.

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...And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears; and thy remnant shall fall by the sword: they shall take thy sons and thy daughters; and thy residue shall be devoured by the fire. They shall also strip thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy fair jewels...28 For thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will deliver thee into the hand of them whom thou hatest, into the hand of them from whom thy mind is alienated: And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms. I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols...


What's so terrible about a bit of whoring after the heathen? The Sovereign Lord doesn't seem like a pleasant guy at all.


:0 we just have to avoid bowing to and worshipping the buddha statues, that's what its all about :)

Thor is a pagan God and I watched all of his movies, I dont think that had any negative effects.



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07 Feb 2023, 10:40 pm

I just bowed to a buddha statue, swore my allegiance to Satan (“all hail the ruler of darkness”), and prayed to an ancient female deity.

No negative effects, but I’ll keep y’all posted.


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07 Feb 2023, 11:12 pm

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I’d prefer:

Would Jesus wear a Speedo? (with the answer being a resounding “yes”)


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07 Feb 2023, 11:14 pm

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I just bowed to a buddha statue, swore my allegiance to Satan (“all hail the ruler of darkness”), and prayed to an ancient female deity.

No negative effects, but I’ll keep y’all posted.

You're an overachiever.


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08 Feb 2023, 1:11 am

Ancient societies in the middle east were actually more adept at surgical procedures than we give credit. There may have been medical consequences but there may have been men who chose to commit themselves this way.

Again trying to make value judgements about decisions people who lived 2000+ years ago made about their bodies is a little silly.



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08 Feb 2023, 1:17 am

i read a 100 year old book written by a "sir richard burton" about the procedure, and it made my straight hairs curl and my curly hairs straighten. horrible.