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27 Nov 2023, 8:35 am

Why is Miss Universe always from Earth? :mrgreen:



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27 Nov 2023, 8:56 am

Is she still? I’ve not read anything about the event after being rejected all 15 years that I applied. It’s obviously rigged.


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27 Nov 2023, 9:04 am

I used to wonder that too when I was like 12.

Where are the three breasted chicks from Alpha Centauri?

The green skinned chicks from Mars?

Or the silicon based chicks with carbon implants from the Gandymede?

The female Reptoids from the Plieades?

But as I grew up I realized that "the World Series" is just the US (plus Toronto Canada), and that "West Coast rap" comes from just one flyspeck sized spot on the West Coast (the LA Suburb of Compton), and the East Coast rap comes from the similar microscopic part of the east coast ....the South Bronx.



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27 Nov 2023, 11:00 am

She can be part of my universe any day, especially if she's German. German accents turn me on.


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27 Nov 2023, 11:20 am

I suppose the title is supposed to sound impressive, and all encompassing.



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27 Nov 2023, 12:27 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:
Is she still? I’ve not read anything about the event after being rejected all 15 years that I applied. It’s obviously rigged.


Mudasas are not allowed? They are ssserpentists.



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27 Nov 2023, 12:30 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:
I suppose the title is supposed to sound impressive, and all encompassing.


It is kinda misleading, what would the Vulkans say once they find us and find out that they never got invited?



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27 Nov 2023, 2:05 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
TwilightPrincess wrote:
Is she still? I’ve not read anything about the event after being rejected all 15 years that I applied. It’s obviously rigged.


Mudasas are not allowed? They are ssserpentists.

Yeah, that's the only plausible explanation for my rejection that I can think of.

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
I suppose the title is supposed to sound impressive, and all encompassing.


It is kinda misleading, what would the Vulkans say once they find us and find out that they never got invited?

It is highly illogical to call a competition "Miss Universe" when...


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27 Nov 2023, 2:57 pm

^ Let alone the Klingons' reaction to it.

The Borg would win though, with Seven, hands down.



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27 Nov 2023, 3:08 pm

I wonder what the Ferengi’s reaction would be. :lol:


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27 Nov 2023, 9:20 pm

^ Trump already owned Miss Universe for a while.



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27 Nov 2023, 9:38 pm

:lol:

That’s true. I’m surprised the contestants were allowed to wear clothes. Damn leftist media snowflakes.

On a slightly different note, he should be doing this in private:

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28 Nov 2023, 2:27 pm

Perhaps if the judges weren't all from Earth there'd be a bit more diversity among the winners?

Also this song:


There it is...Miss Universe
There it is...Looking weird


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28 Nov 2023, 2:33 pm

^ :lol:

There needs to be a Mr. Universe contest. Instead of the wearing a ballgown bit, they could show clips of the contestants undergoing thorough neuropsychological testing to measure the presence or absence of sociopathy/psychopathy, cognitive ability, and reflexes just to name a few areas of interest (a good idea for the Miss Universe competition too). Mandatory attire should be kilts because I like seeing men wear them.

The clear winner of Mr. Universe would be:

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The one on the right, obviously.


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28 Nov 2023, 3:05 pm

There is a Mr Universe contest. Arnold Schwarzenegger won it multiple times. I’m not sure if flexing their muscles counts towards any of the testing your suggested though TP, lol.



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28 Nov 2023, 3:14 pm

I never heard of it.

Anyone who flexes their muscles should be disqualified. If it’s accompanied by grunting, they should be barred from ever entering again. :ninja:


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