What is it with all these horses?

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22 Aug 2007, 1:32 pm

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In Soviet Russia, horses mount you!

Funny yet disgusting :lol:



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22 Aug 2007, 1:48 pm

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses

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22 Aug 2007, 2:01 pm

I love horses. I love the smell of sweat and sweet grass; the way their ears move according to what they're paying attention to; their soft noses; the sound of their hooves; the noises that they make when they're happy. It may be a boy/girl thing, but I think that part of the attraction is that it's NOT sexual: it's a big, strong creature that we can work with and play with and take care of, but which is totally 'safe' in the sexual sense. It's like the attraction between straight women and gay men.

Four-wheelers are loud and they smell bad.



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22 Aug 2007, 2:01 pm

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They are very loyal animals that have real personalities and are fun to hang with.


Okay, that came out wrong.


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22 Aug 2007, 2:02 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
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They are very loyal animals that have real personalities and are fun to hang with.


Okay, that came out wrong.


Crud, that didn't help!


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22 Aug 2007, 2:43 pm

Fourwheelers don't smell for me, ah well, my nose has always been weak, but I love the sound of a revving engine! It gets me all wound up :3


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22 Aug 2007, 2:46 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
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They are very loyal animals that have real personalities and are fun to hang with.


Okay, that came out wrong.


Crud, that didn't help!

Brilliant :lol:



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22 Aug 2007, 2:49 pm

username88 wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
They are very loyal animals that have real personalities and are fun to hang with.


Okay, that came out wrong.


Crud, that didn't help!

Brilliant :lol:


I get that a lot...in my own head!


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22 Aug 2007, 2:54 pm

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Fourwheelers don't smell for me, ah well, my nose has always been weak, but I love the sound of a revving engine! It gets me all wound up :3


I love the sound of the hole in the ozone widenning!


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22 Aug 2007, 2:55 pm

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MarieElana wrote:
Fourwheelers don't smell for me, ah well, my nose has always been weak, but I love the sound of a revving engine! It gets me all wound up :3


I love the sound of the hole in the ozone widenning!


NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

That is not even remotely funny! :twisted: :cry: :x


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22 Aug 2007, 2:56 pm

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MarieElana wrote:
Fourwheelers don't smell for me, ah well, my nose has always been weak, but I love the sound of a revving engine! It gets me all wound up :3


I love the sound of the hole in the ozone widenning!



I don't believe in the ozone! :B


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22 Aug 2007, 3:39 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
EatingPoetry wrote:
MarieElana wrote:
Fourwheelers don't smell for me, ah well, my nose has always been weak, but I love the sound of a revving engine! It gets me all wound up :3


I love the sound of the hole in the ozone widenning!


NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

That is not even remotely funny! :twisted: :cry: :x


No, it's not! It's sarcasm.


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22 Aug 2007, 3:48 pm

EatingPoetry wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
EatingPoetry wrote:
MarieElana wrote:
Fourwheelers don't smell for me, ah well, my nose has always been weak, but I love the sound of a revving engine! It gets me all wound up :3


I love the sound of the hole in the ozone widenning!


NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

That is not even remotely funny! :twisted: :cry: :x


No, it's not! It's sarcasm.


Yes...and so was mine! :P


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22 Aug 2007, 3:57 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
Trigger11 wrote:
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They are very loyal animals that have real personalities and are fun to hang with.


Okay, that came out wrong.


Crud, that didn't help!


I'm glad I read the rest of the page, as I was going to quote the passage in question and agree with it. :P

Anyway, real horses are good. They're not that scary (most of them) once you get to know them. Pink, pretty, princess ponies of the plastic (or non-real) variety are scary though.


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