What is it with all these horses?

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I mean, the barbie horses, bratz ponies, the horses on tv, everyone's riding them and my friends made a horse club and chatter about the horses that one of them has. I don't like horses, they're so huge and scary and my friends insist on bringing me down with them. I prefer little critters that I can hold, like crayfish, why isn't there a craze about crayfish?

And if you like riding things fourwheelers are so much better c:



Bam!

The thing is, they're really annoying. My sister is OBSESSED with them, and it really pees me off. Tanks are much cooler.

Also, all horses will become extinct in 2014 due to a mysterious horse virus pandemic.

Tanks were so awesome in GTA, though it was so slow a cop was able to pull me out of it :C

f**k horses. I don't give a s**t about Kentucky.

I'd rather not, I mean, with a horse? D: ever heard of Mr Hands?

In Soviet Russia, horses mount you!

It was like this when I was a kid.Pre-adolescent girls seem to love horses,(I liked them to).I think it is sort of a twisted sexual thing.They have a strong "manly" smell,large firm muscles and you sit on them and ride them.I dont think you have to be Frued to figure out the appeal here... .I know beastiality is illegal but,I think there is a connection.(There is also a twisted satisfaction for some to have a huge animal that they can MAKE take them places and turn their heads with a twist of the wrist on the reins.... .)

This is a Big Horse: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jtkXNm9auVc

That's an interesting way of looking at the horse obsession, krex. I don't have a problem with real horses, but I've never been especially drawn to them. Real horses are great creatures ,but why all the pink My Little Pomies? I don't see why horses fit under the female stereotype- after all, horse back riding IS a sport and knights and stable BOYS used to ride horses

That's some real pretty lookin' country there you're polluting with your four wheeler

Spare no ammo , and the firepower should blow them away. It'd be cool if they had light tanks in GTA IV, that way you'd get massive firepower, but enough speed to get away quickly. Less armour though.

I hate bratz.

OMG! I loled.

Me too. They need to be nuked.

My 8-year old daughter loves them, but I refuse to let her get them. They are skanks! However, my in-laws and her friends always seem to get them for her for her birthday. ARGH!

On another note, I like real horses. They are very loyal animals that have real personalities and are fun to hang with.