The stove had a heart attack and died.

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07 Mar 2024, 10:30 pm

Someone once told me that their stove had a heart attack and died.



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08 Mar 2024, 2:05 pm

Stoves aren't alive in the first place. They don't even have hearts. Physically or emotionally speaking.

Seeing your household kitchen appliances as anthropomorphic must make people's lives difficult. Unless they make a really successful Pixar movie. :)



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08 Mar 2024, 2:11 pm

I'd like to see a cartoon of that.


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08 Mar 2024, 4:08 pm

I'm curious what part of the stove is it's heart.

Also, would this logic mean your car running out of gas is a heart attack? Or would that be seizing due to low oil? :chin:


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08 Mar 2024, 4:17 pm

They should have try with artificial respiration and cpr. Poor stove. RIP.


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08 Mar 2024, 5:03 pm

DazyDaisy wrote:
They should have try with artificial respiration and cpr. Poor stove. RIP.


At least they have forever to find a transplant. :nerdy:


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08 Mar 2024, 5:07 pm

If it was a wood fired stove maybe it had a hearth attack.


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08 Mar 2024, 5:12 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
DazyDaisy wrote:
They should have try with artificial respiration and cpr. Poor stove. RIP.


At least they have forever to find a transplant. :nerdy:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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08 Mar 2024, 9:58 pm

That would be a very groovy song.


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