Putin Admits He Invaded Ukraine "to impress Jodie Foster"

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naturalplastic
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01 Apr 2024, 2:33 pm

Putin issued a statement hours ago admitting that he launched his war on Ukraine just to get the attention of his "life long crush" actress Jodie Foster.



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01 Apr 2024, 2:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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01 Apr 2024, 3:45 pm

:lol: :lol:



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01 Apr 2024, 4:42 pm

Good one! :lol: :lol:


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01 Apr 2024, 6:22 pm

Do you think Putin and Trump will whip 'em out to see whose is bigger?

(Nukes I mean :lol: )


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01 Apr 2024, 9:00 pm

Whenever I get around to seeing the latest edition of True Detective, I'll decide if I'm impressed by her.


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02 Apr 2024, 8:08 am

RedDeathFlower13 wrote:
Do you think Putin and Trump will whip 'em out to see whose is bigger?

(Nukes I mean :lol: )


No.

Trump wants to make us Americans into ...his b*****s!

But he accepts the fact that he himself is Putin's b***h.



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02 Apr 2024, 8:14 am

RedDeathFlower13 wrote:
Do you think Putin and Trump will whip 'em out to see whose is bigger?

(Nukes I mean :lol: )

No, I think they’ll whip out their penises. Maybe they already did back in the day. It wouldn’t surprise me.


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02 Apr 2024, 1:39 pm

He does know that Jodie Foster is a lesbian, does he?


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02 Apr 2024, 2:27 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
He does know that Jodie Foster is a lesbian, does he?


DARN!

If you had only told him!

This whole Ukraine mess would never had happened! :o :(



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02 Apr 2024, 2:48 pm

More fake news.

He was actually trying to impress Mila Kunis.


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