World's Worst Time Traveler Warns Missouri to Be Blanketed

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01 Apr 2024, 5:05 pm

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World's Worst Time Traveler Warns Missouri to be Blanketed in Ash

https://khmoradio.com/ixp/463/p/yellowstone-volcano-eruption-prediction-missouri/


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01 Apr 2024, 5:50 pm

Eno Alaric has also 'warned' us that:

November 30, 2022: A new planet that imitates Earth is discovered.

December 08, 2022: Aliens land on Earth in a giant meteor on this date.

January 04, 2023: A strange light emits from the moon, which causes strange events to happen around the world.

February 06, 2023: A group of 4 teenagers discover a 'Stargate' to another galaxy.

February 14, 2023: Thousands of people will fall into a two-mile-wide portal on Valentine's Day.

March ??, 2023: Ancient species discovered in the Marianas trench.

March 23, 2023, "The Champion" (a space alien) will abduct about 8,000 people -- engineers, scientists, doctors and leaders -- and take them to another habitable planet. The 8,000 have a long journey ahead of them, about 4 years since the Champion can travel faster than light.

April ??, 2023: A mysterious viral outbreak is contained in Nevada, starting close to Area 51. It leads to people trying to get a closer look, and something is discovered in a hanger.

March 27, 2023: "To everyone who thinks I am fake, remember these dates."

May ??, 2023: A submarine will be suddenly dragged to the bottom of the ocean.

May 15, 2023: A 750ft megatsunami hits San Francisco, CA, with over 200,000 casualties.

June 12, 2023: A five-mile-deep trench opens from a 9.5 magnitude earthquake, releasing many species thought to be extinct.

June 18, 2023: 7 people randomly fall from the sky all at once to their deaths, while nothing was even there.

August 12, 2023: Scientists find a cure for skin cancer, using a pituitary gland from a squirrel.

October 03, 2023: An alien ship falls to Earth during a large meteor shower, containing hostile species. This alien escapes the pod as soon as it lands and begins to wreak havoc on large cities.

October 07, 2023: The James Webb Telescope sees a giant space creature eating stars. It will come to our solar system and eat the Sun.

October 15, 2023: A human-like species is discovered inside of Mount Everest, with an entire civilization. They have telepathic abilities and want to control humans, they'll do anything for power.

October 29, 2023: A very powerful solar flare hits Earth, causing a global power outage. No machines work, and it turns into the 'Purge' for weeks, crime increases by 12,000%, and is very hard to get under control.

November 22, 2023: Genetic engineering is finally made public, allowing you to customize your children. This allows you to remove all genetic mutations and brain disorders, and you can make your child look exactly as you want.

December 03, 2023: A large crystal is discovered deep in the Amazon, having the power to heal all ailments and injuries.

December 29, 2023: Scientists find a way to use stem cells to grow replacement organs and new kinds of organs.

February 17, 2024: The first F6 tornado will destroy Houston, Texas. This tornado will be "more than 17 miles wide and destroys almost the entire city.

March 20, 2024: A mile-high dust storm occurs in the Mid-Eastern United States. It extends from Missouri to North Carolina and lasts for months.

April 02, 2024: A magnitude 9.8 earthquake named Big John occurs on the San Andreas fault. This earthquake leaves San Francisco, Los Angeles, and other cities in ruins. Big John triggers a mega tsunami that hits the California coast.


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02 Apr 2024, 3:26 am

↑↑ I dove a little further down the rabbit hole (not too far), and discovered that Eno Alaric's predictions ...

... did not come true

... contradict each other in may places

... seem to be written as "Rainbow Statements", such as any storefront fortune teller may employ.

[opinion=mine]

I think that Mr. Alaric's "predictions" were generated by an AI (ChatGPT?) after being given a few key words and phrases. Mr. Alaric is no more of a time traveler from the future than I am.

[/opinion]

Besides, today was the day that a 9.8 quake was suppose to hit California.


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04 Apr 2024, 9:46 pm

Since when are aliens interested in abducting important people like scientists, leaders, or doctors? No, they're always beaming up some sloppy drunk stumbling down a dirt road at night.

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