27 Jun 2024, 4:36 pm
nick007
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29 Jun 2024, 6:41 pm
& this is why schools in America need to focus on teaching the current culturally relevant language. Teaching the old Shakespearean English is causing American students to have communication problems in their own country.
I'd much rather hear the Three Little Pigs in the form of a metal song 
What does that say about my intelligence & language skills 
30 Jun 2024, 5:06 pm
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30 Jun 2024, 5:10 pm
lostonearth35
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30 Jun 2024, 5:14 pm
I once heard a story about the Three Little Pigs told by the wolf's point of view. As you can imagine, according to the wolf he was the real victim. All he wanted was to borrow a cup of sugar because he was baking a cake for his grandmother, but the first two little pigs refused to let him in because he's a wolf and therefore supposedly dangerous and evil. But the wolf was suffering from a cold, and then he sneezed the first two pig's houses down. The pigs were killed when their houses fell on them. After he got to the third pig's house he was arrested and sent to jail... and he still didn't have any sugar for his grandma's cake. 
Everyone probably knows how in the 1930s Disney adaption of Three Little Pigs, nobody gets eaten. But then they have some dark humor where they show the portrait of the pigs' father... as a link of sausages. 
