I know I'm ugly. I tried to bring up a vasectomy with my doctor, she looked me over and said with a face like that you don't need to worry about kids.
Ya know, I got discovered to be a model as a kid—turns out they were doing an ad campaign for birth control.
I really was an ugly kid though, whenever I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
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When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become king, the palace becomes a circus.
"Many of us like to ask ourselves, What would I do if I was alive during slavery? Or the Jim Crow South? Or apartheid? What would I do if my country was committing genocide?' The answer is, you're doing it. Right now." —Former U.S. Airman (Air Force) Aaron Bushnell