Sometimes, when I am angry at a specific person and I am not able to stand up for myself or retaliate, etc., I'll imagine myself turning into the Hulk and going back and scaring the shite out of them, smashing things and making them beg for forgiveness. It's great and far better than breaking something IRL. Where else would I be able to lift a huge car???
_________________ THOUGHT IT WAS THE END.
THOUGHT IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY.
I WOKE UP AND THEN I REALISED,
I WAS NOT WHAT I HAD ALWAYS TRIED TO EMULATE.
INSTEAD A SHADOW OF FORMER GLORY.
AND THEN I CRIED.
Imagining somebody who'd been mean to me losing the elastic in their knickers when they're trying to impress somebody of the opposite sex, or better still, that they are afflicted with unbearable halitosis and/or uncontrollable flatulence under the same circumstance. Hee Hee. Makes me feel better nearly every time.
_________________ Break out you Western girls,
Someday soon you're gonna rule the world.
Break out you Western girls,
Hold your heads up high.
"Western Girls" - Dragon
Naaaah... some of us are actually involved in a positive, fulfilling relationship with a SO.
Masterbation? How dull! My husband does a much better job of giving me what I like.
tut. honestly, cindy - you don't have to be single to masturbate. it's not the law, you know!
I'm well aware of that. Which is why I said what I did.
Being fortunate enough to be in a sexually satisfying relationship for 23 years, simply makes masturbation seem so... dull and pointless!
Despite whatever other ideal spousal or parenting qualities he lacks, my husband is consistently quite fabulous when it comes to sex.