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29 Jul 2005, 12:26 pm

Paperback Science Fiction, and 70's-80's C--k Rock.



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29 Jul 2005, 1:16 pm

muhahahahaha


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30 Jul 2005, 12:23 am

Serissa-Thanks!! IMO, ANY movie with Johnny Depp is worth seeing!



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30 Jul 2005, 1:57 am

oh god - who mentioned johnny depp? must be on the page i can't load... i'll go back and try again, see if it works today.

/me slavers at the thought of a Depp Moment...



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30 Jul 2005, 2:43 am

Sometimes, when I am angry at a specific person and I am not able to stand up for myself or retaliate, etc., I'll imagine myself turning into the Hulk and going back and scaring the shite out of them, smashing things and making them beg for forgiveness. It's great and far better than breaking something IRL. Where else would I be able to lift a huge car???


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30 Jul 2005, 8:59 am

I am find this website hilarious:
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30 Jul 2005, 9:53 pm

Imagining somebody who'd been mean to me losing the elastic in their knickers when they're trying to impress somebody of the opposite sex, or better still, that they are afflicted with unbearable halitosis and/or uncontrollable flatulence under the same circumstance. Hee Hee. Makes me feel better nearly every time.


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31 Jul 2005, 3:27 am

I think masturbation is a guilty pleasure for most people...


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31 Jul 2005, 3:31 am

not me, son.

at least, i never feel guilty... :P

(is this too much information, perhaps...?)



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31 Jul 2005, 3:39 am

I heard that 98% of people masturbate... and the other 2% are liars.


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31 Jul 2005, 3:41 am

/me grins, enigmatically...



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31 Jul 2005, 12:35 pm

Similar joke I heard:

50% of women admit that they masturbate, and the other 50% lie about it.

Ha ha ha. I know. Joke is dead. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.


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31 Jul 2005, 12:40 pm

Naaaah... some of us are actually involved in a positive, fulfilling relationship with a SO.
Masterbation? How dull! My husband does a much better job of giving me what I like. :wink:



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31 Jul 2005, 1:52 pm

tut. honestly, cindy - you don't have to be single to masturbate. it's not the law, you know! ;)



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31 Jul 2005, 2:24 pm

Sophist wrote:
Similar joke I heard:

50% of women admit that they masturbate, and the other 50% lie about it.

Ha ha ha. I know. Joke is dead. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.


I honestly hadnt heard that, I made up my version myself. But it's probably been thought up by someone else too.


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31 Jul 2005, 2:56 pm

vetivert wrote:
tut. honestly, cindy - you don't have to be single to masturbate. it's not the law, you know! ;)


I'm well aware of that. Which is why I said what I did.
Being fortunate enough to be in a sexually satisfying relationship for 23 years, simply makes masturbation seem so... dull and pointless!
Despite whatever other ideal spousal or parenting qualities he lacks, my husband is consistently quite fabulous when it comes to sex. :D