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Tim_Tex
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07 Oct 2007, 7:20 pm

Hey, what about my sig?

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07 Oct 2007, 8:00 pm

I like my own, and richardbensons.


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07 Oct 2007, 8:52 pm

Some of my favorite signatures are the ones that lau puts up every now and then,
I saved a whole bunch in a note pad file I call lau's laws:

lau wrote:
Definitions

* data, n.: An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
* Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic causes a delay time of exactly 1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.
* Davis' Dictum: Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
* dead wood, n.: Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.
* decafalon, n.: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
* decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.
* default, n.: The hardware's, of course.
* design, v.: What you regret not doing later on.
* DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
* diplomacy, n: Lying in state.
* distinctive, adj.: A different colour or shape than our competitors.
* documentation, n: Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.
* Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
* double-blind experiment, n: An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied by a strong belief in the tooth fairy.
* Dow's Law: In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.
* Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.
* Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
* drug, n: A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.


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09 Oct 2007, 1:00 am

Tim_Tex wrote:
Hey, what about my sig?

Tim


Hey Tim-Tex,You were 2nd on the List 8) ,
but I got side-tracked (for an hour!) trying to find RadiantAspie's name;
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

Sorry about the long posts-this thread over-stimulated me a teensy bit
(note to self:ppl don't read long posts;we're here to discuss,not list)

Tim-Tex - When you need something, that's a responsibility that only an adult...of my maturity...Bunnies!

~~Meatwad, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Really Good.I Luuuuve funny.


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09 Oct 2007, 1:17 am

Orwell wrote:
syzygyish wrote:
Orwell wrote:
"cogito ergo sum. non cogitas, ergo non es."

I think therefore I am.I do not think,therefore I am not.
is that right?

No, the ending "as" in Latin, as in several other languages, indicates the second person. It means "I think, therefore I am. You do not think, therefore you are not." I often feel this way surrounded by certain people, so it appeals to my elitist sense of humor.


Thanx Orwell,appreciations abound.Do you want to translate Quatermass's latest:
Vita sine libris mors est.
Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
Noli turbare circulos meos, culus!
I wish he would do it himself,in the quote!
:?


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16 Oct 2007, 1:39 am

:D
Don't think that I won't carry this thread by myself :!:
Because if you think that,you've got another think coming :twisted:
:wink:

I believe that the sweetest sigs I've seen so far are:
blessedmom
harmless weirdo
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jaleb
"Be kinder than necessary,
for everyone you meet is
fighting some kind of battle".

& sassyaspie's
i'm no longer scared now that i've found you

All ladies
go figure!


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people say eyes are the windows into the soul
but aren't hearts, minds and souls
the window into which you should look?