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* data, n.: An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
* Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic causes a delay time of exactly 1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.
* Davis' Dictum: Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
* dead wood, n.: Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.
* decafalon, n.: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
* decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.
* default, n.: The hardware's, of course.
* design, v.: What you regret not doing later on.
* DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
* diplomacy, n: Lying in state.
* distinctive, adj.: A different colour or shape than our competitors.
* documentation, n: Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.
* Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
* double-blind experiment, n: An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied by a strong belief in the tooth fairy.
* Dow's Law: In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.
* Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.
* Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
* drug, n: A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.

Hey, what about my sig?

Tim

No, the ending "as" in Latin, as in several other languages, indicates the second person. It means "I think, therefore I am. You do not think, therefore you are not." I often feel this way surrounded by certain people, so it appeals to my elitist sense of humor.