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08 Jan 2021, 4:04 am

Annoyed with this weird lethargy involving low blood pressure and gravity.


Dear body...
Not that I could ever reason with you.

Get. On. With. It. Damnit.


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08 Jan 2021, 12:39 pm

they cancelled the simpsons in germany...they did it a while ago...but they show 2 old episodes everyday on that chanel :|


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13 Jan 2021, 11:18 pm

The Cockneys sounded a lot like The Kinks.


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14 Jan 2021, 5:32 am

Plastic bottles and razor blades. It gives me ideas.


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14 Jan 2021, 8:31 am

Knives and chains. Adam 12 is a great TV show.


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16 Jan 2021, 10:57 am

Can I have a "Hell, no!" from the congregation?


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16 Jan 2021, 6:14 pm

Edna3362 wrote:
Plastic bottles and razor blades. It gives me ideas.


Are you ok?


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16 Jan 2021, 8:48 pm

I only have two days to get my appetite back or else having my dad's poor, small appetite will become my new reality. I'm eating a third of what I usually eat. If images of apple strudel don't make me hungry, I'm doomed. It takes 21 days to form a new habit. Let's just hope that skimping on the food doesn't become my new habit. No wonder my dad only weighs 145 lbs. He eats a third of the food that I usually eat. I see The Beanpole of Muswell Hill in my future. My days of a cuddly little Bavarian beefcake are numbered. If my dad had my features, he'd look like Ray Davies. I look like John Banner right now. Someone who loves big people not having an appetite. Wake me when this nightmare is over.


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16 Jan 2021, 10:53 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Edna3362 wrote:
Plastic bottles and razor blades. It gives me ideas.


Are you ok?

... I still really don't understand the question.
Here's the sort of ideas I got if you're so curious. :lol:

But I'm not feeling like doing it now. That's what frustrates me.


What kind of ideas you've put on those blanks instead? :o
If it's really that concerning, I'd rather ask you if you're ok instead.

Or perhaps you happened to misread me -- I'm not like most aspies in that regard. 8O


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16 Jan 2021, 11:17 pm

My appetite is back! I indulged in Germany and German things instead of dwelling on the strange crap I've been going through and it's back! The thing that got the ball rolling was the Three Stooges episode, 'I Will Never Heil Again'. I listened to some German band music. I started thinking about popcorn and I couldn't stop.


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19 Jan 2021, 10:22 pm

I will be drinking my cup of tea after I get out of the shower.


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20 Jan 2021, 4:23 pm

The new cast for the broadway musical, Hair do a really good job on the old songs. I'm listening to the soundtrack on YouTube right now.


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22 Jan 2021, 8:04 pm

I purchased a refill bottle of hand soap earlier today for $1.


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22 Jan 2021, 11:26 pm

Black alarm that sets off every time people are less than 6 feet away from me.


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23 Jan 2021, 8:11 am

.. Of course I cursed you silly. You pissed me off. :o
I cannot just bless something or someone when I'm too annoyed at it or him/her. :roll:

Even me holding grudges had better odds of blessing something or someone for some reason. :twisted:


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23 Jan 2021, 10:46 am

I'd like to put the V-Shred guy on a spit, roast him and eat him.


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