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11 Oct 2021, 9:06 pm

How does one stick on one's guns?


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11 Oct 2021, 9:12 pm

with industrial quantities of blu tack.



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13 Oct 2021, 3:39 pm

My appointment with a potential landlord will be later today at 4:30 PM.


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20 Oct 2021, 12:49 pm

To whit, to who?


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20 Oct 2021, 6:11 pm

My mom accused me earlier today of contracting the coronavirus.

I am fully vaccinated just like she is.


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21 Oct 2021, 4:07 am

It's one thing to mistook dog food for spam.

It's another to mistook fabric softener for tea. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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21 Oct 2021, 4:25 am

Where am I? How did I get here?



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21 Oct 2021, 5:16 am

Matrix Glitch wrote:
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21 Oct 2021, 5:18 am

auntblabby wrote:
Matrix Glitch wrote:
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That explains it.



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27 Oct 2021, 5:46 pm

auntblabby wrote:
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What a lovely horse!


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28 Oct 2021, 3:34 am

Most of our members across the pond are asleep right now so I will post REALLY, REALLY LOUDLY for no apparent reason.



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28 Oct 2021, 4:01 am

Project nearing completion.



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30 Oct 2021, 12:23 am

Broke my glasses.

And have some spares. Old and outdated spares.


:| My eyesight is now a bit uneven. It used to be the same with both eyes.


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14 Nov 2021, 5:32 pm

There is a crumpled canvas bag on my table. When I catch the arrangement of creases out of the corner of my eye, I keep thinking George Lucas is sat there watching me. But it looks nothing like him.


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21 Nov 2021, 7:52 pm

Burn them all. :lol:
Let fire cleanse them all!!



Muahahaha!! !...

Ahh...
I dunno. I feel rather... Pyromania like.


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22 Nov 2021, 3:16 am

im gonna make her mine!...shawty wont even know what hit her!


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