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31 Dec 2020, 8:00 pm

I hate it when my bigoted uncles tell me that I am obsessed with losing weight.

Both uncles weigh about 300 LBS each and both believe they are the fittest in my family.

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31 Dec 2020, 8:41 pm

i REALLY, POSITIVELY, most CERTAINLY can do without the blinkin' grindin' cracklin' ortho pain right now and forevermore.

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02 Jan 2021, 4:18 pm

And I'm still drawing more heads. This time, no references.

Again.
It's 5am.
I'm not blaming the coffee this time.

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03 Jan 2021, 9:41 am

Losing weight is a good obsession to have.

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03 Jan 2021, 9:56 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

Pavlov, the nutcase who thought it was a great idea to brainwash dogs.

"Nutcase? Nutcase? Ha! You'll sneer on the other side of your faces when my ARMY OF BRAINWASHED DOG-SOLDIERS grinds the human nations of the world beneath their mighty paws. Ahahaha. Ahahahaha." - PAVLOV.

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03 Jan 2021, 6:18 pm

I plan on completing SSI renewal forms tomorrow and purchasing a cashier's check that can help me begin paying back tuition that I still owe to my school.

I want to take classes again despite my mom saying otherwise. She believes that I should have received my Bachelor's degree several years ago and not by now.

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03 Jan 2021, 9:14 pm

Hello Maxwell my old friend
I rely on you again

That's Maxwell House instant coffee. It gets me through the murky swamp of January. It gives me a buzz so Barb won't see me crying over Christmas being over.

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05 Jan 2021, 12:09 am

Before buying any colored pens...

Imma RUN THEM ALL OUT. :lol:
That's another challenge. Better while I'm drawing without pencils... And erasers.

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05 Jan 2021, 12:33 am

I tried to use The Kinks for an avatar just now. My heart drew me back to Germany just as quickly.

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05 Jan 2021, 12:35 am

je dois flap.

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05 Jan 2021, 1:11 am

I'm a big sucker.

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05 Jan 2021, 1:51 am

^ Of lollipops and candies?

I hope it's not blood or something... :lol:

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06 Jan 2021, 12:35 am

14 Years is a long time to hold a grudge.

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07 Jan 2021, 6:24 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

Losing weight is a good obsession to have.

Try telling this to my mom. :roll:

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07 Jan 2021, 9:01 pm

Parents can be very stubborn.

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08 Jan 2021, 3:46 am

flap.

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