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22 Dec 2020, 12:31 am

you have dreams of being in a giant smelly cheese factory, and wake up with the runs.

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27 Dec 2020, 7:05 pm

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What happens if you drink milk before bed?

Drinking beds is bad for your stomach, whether you drink milk first or not.

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28 Dec 2020, 9:21 am

Why is President Trump the only American president with a Teddy Bear created in his honor?

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28 Dec 2020, 11:34 am

Sub atomic Humbug accelerator.

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28 Dec 2020, 8:28 pm

volvap.

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29 Dec 2020, 12:31 am

The toy in my avatar looks like preschooler wearing a diaper. That doesn't bother me.

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29 Dec 2020, 4:34 pm

So if Elon Musk launched a car into orbit around the Earth but the horn got stuck permenantly on during the launch, it'd be a Tooting Car Moon, right? Right?

[crickets]

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29 Dec 2020, 4:36 pm

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volvap.

Is that some kind of music created by Volvo's?

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29 Dec 2020, 5:10 pm

Sylkat wrote:

Why is President Trump the only American president with a Teddy Bear created in his honor?

Well ...ALL "Teddy" bears, are so named for Teddy Roosevelt. So all of them, including "Trumpy Bear" Honor TR.

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29 Dec 2020, 7:54 pm

I'M GONNA GO BUG MY AUNT NOW AND TRY THE SEWING MACHINE. THAT IS, IF SHE'S AWAKE AND ALLOWED ME TO BORROW IT.
THEN START PLAYING WITH FABRICS MADE OF EXCESS CLOTHES.

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29 Dec 2020, 8:00 pm

Today, I've had my first real breakfast since Christmas Eve Day. I'm feeling very sluggish.

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29 Dec 2020, 8:20 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

Sylkat wrote:

Why is President Trump the only American president with a Teddy Bear created in his honor?

Well ...ALL "Teddy" bears, are so named for Teddy Roosevelt. So all of them, including "Trumpy Bear" Honor TR.

Apart from killer teddy bears, which are named after Ted Bundy. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THEM!! !! !

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29 Dec 2020, 8:30 pm

maycontainthunder wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

volvap.

Is that some kind of music created by Volvo's?

reverse the letters.

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29 Dec 2020, 9:25 pm

Pavlov, the nutcase who thought it was a great idea to brainwash dogs.

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31 Dec 2020, 9:52 am

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It expired! !!

Got lazy. Brown pen ran out...

Here was the next. Right before the New Year...

Left: 500+ flowers
Right: 200+ flowers

How to cope: BREAK IT DOWN!!!11

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31 Dec 2020, 3:51 pm

I think it's important that people on WP see all sides of me, even when I'm high on an energy drink. I want my fellow WP members to see the many faces of me.

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