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27 Aug 2021, 7:43 pm

The alligator snapping turtle: scientists don't yet understand how this turtle can snap alligators. They're not exactly brittle.


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03 Sep 2021, 9:41 pm

More plums have been falling in the backyard of my house.


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04 Sep 2021, 11:28 am

hot water freezes faster than cold water and no one knows why


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05 Sep 2021, 3:03 am

our scientists need to get cracking on discovering a way to reliably synthesize element 115.



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05 Sep 2021, 11:32 am

They found an unexploded bomb in my town recently. Funny how no-one ever discovers an exploded bomb. Iluminati!


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05 Sep 2021, 3:33 pm

The "Active Discussions" list was like a satirical poem last time I checked:

Count by Sixes
(Pattern Recognition) Anybody see patterns?
Texas and Communism
The Red State vs Blue State thing (satire)
Why Satanists may be the last, best hope to save abortion..
Fed up with doctors surgeries not opening up
Glad I Don't Live In America.
Being asked to leave


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05 Sep 2021, 8:05 pm

Random like what… like this… like that… like who…. Who’s there???



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05 Sep 2021, 8:14 pm

Once I've plucked a flower... And it wilted before my eyes. 8O It literally happened in a span of less than half a minute.

Or maybe my sense of time was utterly screwed at that moment then.


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07 Sep 2021, 2:06 pm

While bird-watching earlier today, my NT sister may have spotted a new bird she's never seen before.


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08 Sep 2021, 5:47 am

this is my 400th post...yyyeeaahh!


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08 Sep 2021, 6:06 am

^^^way to go, Ocean! :wtg:



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08 Sep 2021, 6:32 am

Not enough burgers. No more burgers at home. I ate all the burgers.

Still in quarantine. 2-6 days give or take. Still boring.

At least I'm not broke now. Can't tell how. So I ordered stuff online...

Ordered some garden mesh. But it's taking too long. I need it because damn pest ate seedling stems.

There's this notebook. I had a lot of notebooks. Most notebooks have drawings or journal or some organizer.
But not this one, no. It's just a list of lists of lists...
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Am tired of trying order. No more order. I'd just only monitor stuff.

Also it rains all day. No matter, it is quarantine. Still, those damn gnats.


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08 Sep 2021, 4:51 pm

I'm not a bleedin' moth rescue service, all right? OK, yes I am. That's about as much good as I am capable of doing in the world these days: helping a small and really dim insect live a few hours longer.


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08 Sep 2021, 5:58 pm

ocean wrote:
this is my 400th post...yyyeeaahh!


Here's to 400 more posts! :wtg:


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09 Sep 2021, 9:51 pm

Twice. Woot. Goals, they are important. :lmao:



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10 Sep 2021, 4:05 am

auntblabby wrote:
^^^way to go, Ocean! :wtg:


AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
ocean wrote:
this is my 400th post...yyyeeaahh!


Here's to 400 more posts! :wtg:


thank you so much!! !...the two of you made my day :D


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